Influencers do not just get sent a $10k Birkin bag you idiot. Does he really think Hermes need the advertising??
There used to even be a waitlist for them but I don’t know if that’s still true. But anyway why’s he lusting after designer bags when he already has his a designer saddle bag doesn’t even go anywhere worth taking a designer bag! Can you imagine the CEO of Hermes thinking “yes we must send one of our exclusive bags to that Hermit in the damp flat in Paisley!”