Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

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Jeez, come on to post he's been oot fine-dining and you've beaten me to it

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Those chips were cooked on a warm day on the surface of Mars so aye. Can't identify the blob beside it in the shade 'deep beige' and guessing it's in the scent 'deep fried fish'
Burnt Offerings
Fine dining
Extremely adults only
Cordoned off not cordon bleu
 
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Gets funnier the more you read it!
 
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Sprained my ankle legging it over to see the fine dining comments. That’s the saddest looking meal I’ve ever seen and we all saw the €5 Lighthouse pyoor bespoke breakfast fry-up in Lindsay!
Frozen veg, also
Ma passion is nae Marion’s passion
Nae debates
 
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I'm thinking they've possibly served him up deep fried polyester
Fine dining meets OOTD
Rancid so aye. Factual
 
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I can't remember if I've told the New trolls this story, but I'm like your ancient wee and cabbage smelling granny, gather round...
Avamay had a party, Mario and came to England for it, I honestly think it's the only party he's ever been to. He fake tanned, school uniform outfit. Mario looked so awkward, Deek enjoyed himself, dancing etc. One of the others at the party posted that when they went to their room, Deek was outside their room, locked out cos Mario wouldn't let him in! Deek had enjoyed himself while Mario sulked off to bed, so embarrassing, imagine coming all that way and being so weird.
 
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Pure gorgeous bespoke profile picture ma hen
Thanks lovelie. I just couldney tear my kerry katonas away from the blonde bombscare part of the balding journee. Now I get to see it spine bright every day and so forth. Also
 
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That muck looks inedible. Diahorrea pouring out of that pie and this is dining out?
 

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I just love these pure bespoke old tales being told to us newbies and nae debates. Poor Deek was probably a baw hair away from booting the door in Lindsay Rotte style.
 
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