Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[Mrsh2019]

Remember the deep fried eggs? Boiled bolognese? Oooh and the tomato soup recipe that was all salt, and had random ingredients in quotations?

You are welcome

 

[Madge2022]

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In Lindsay Rotte Beak was shining, with his OOTD and bespoke fine dining

 

[Meehee69]

I only came to this thread because I work in travel and was intrigued by Lanzarote.
One of the best moves I have ever made in life !!
You lot are wasted you should be writing scripts for Peter Kay and the like - you would make a mint I have laughed my socks off this week - thank you !!!
I am now hooked and can’t wait to delve deeper into the lives of Marion and Deek!!!
Deek reminds me of a young Cruz Beckham and Marion is like an ugly Orville.
The reviews on Trippy about the hotel slate the cleaning and manky state of the place so god knows what his cleaning standards are ?!
Anyways again Thankyou !!! Xx

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

But………but……… but she’s thanking you now, Mario, you fucking Div.

Hard of sentence construction
Hard of cadence
#GCMemoriestobemade
OOTD
New York, America.
also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Maybes he washed 7 items no 7 cunt loads.

He's obsessed with poor Rosemary also.

Lanzarote in Costa Teguise

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Please god let a tattler ask him a question. What clothing to take? What was the balcony view? Is the balcony spacious enough for a fashion shoot? Did Rosemary get a restraining order on you?

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Thank you all again for being so kind & welcoming, introducing us newbies to the strange wurld of Marion & wee Deek!

 

[GreaseSpot]

Like Charlie Bucket’s Mum

He's got a personality for every child in that story also.
Right now he's very Verucca Salt with his 'don't care how I want it now' selfish attitude.
Like Mike Teevee he's always got the bloody telly on and is a brat.
Augustus Gloop. He's got that appetite for sure.
Violet Beauregard. He's got that same rude and competitive nature. Chasing likes and clicks on that app that's no his joab is his version.
Charlie Bucket. Poor and smells of cabbage also.
Lives with an oompa loompa. Factual.

 

[Poptart]

Remember the framed WIFI password on the wall in the high footfall area for all the many guests he has

 

[Ferguson]

Nest of hands.
Nay wunner he gets asked this time and time again also.

 

[no flouncing]

Ma lovelies! I was supporting that small business Asda earlier on today and almost sharted maself right there in aisle 22 seeing the new collab range - Macaroni x Asda!

Pyooor luxury! Utter wealthy! Pistachio! Top notes, base notes and music notes! (sing it hen!)

Sadly fae me those on the virus app Asda nae take Klarna so I couldnae get to know about these new must have summer perfumes!

These won’t be around for long hens - EXTREMLEY LIMITED EDITION and also ADULT.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Truly is the best thread on tattle ma lovely’s. The way we chant each other from the roof tops. Each and every cunt troll here spines bright. Tattie hearts to yous all 🫶 Even being ten thousand miles away from hame, when I pop on for a giggle with you vile trolls, I don’t feel so far away. Tonnes of love. Kiss kiss kiss,

Serviced by Sharon,
New York in America,
Hard of learnings
And so forth
Also
IYKYKAIYDKGTK

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Just going through Marion's fashion highlights - pure boujee lux! ✨️

 

[Daisy Uncle]

I can't remember if I've told the New trolls this story, but I'm like your ancient wee and cabbage smelling granny, gather round...
Avamay had a party, Mario and came to England for it, I honestly think it's the only party he's ever been to. He fake tanned, school uniform outfit. Mario looked so awkward, Deek enjoyed himself, dancing etc. One of the others at the party posted that when they went to their room, Deek was outside their room, locked out cos Mario wouldn't let him in! Deek had enjoyed himself while Mario sulked off to bed, so embarrassing, imagine coming all that way and being so weird.

 

[Joo92]

“A fool and his money are easily parted”

Me laughing at Mazda buying a bath mat when he is hard of a bath. How is it possible to be that moronic and still be able to walk upright?

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Surely they must pish themselves at this

I hope so
Here's another, to celebrate their homecoming to Beirut! First bit is slowed down to get a good close up of Deek's travel nappy

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Happy days trolls!!!!! we’re going to Gran Canaria !!!!!

 

[Skyflier6727]

When we bought our new hoose we made sure all the bedrooms had an en suite each (because my daughters are dirty, feral little animals). I must be doing something wrong because each bathroom just has a £3 mat from that small business primark.

When will he learn no matter what named stuff he has, it is still in a shit hole little council flat? Sad

I read something the other day which was “are you buying something because you really want it or to let other people know you’ve got it”. Very apt for our Marion methinks. Not sure it entirely equates to B&M tat but we move ….

 

[Shrekssister]

Ah thought that wiz Julia Roberts in her pretty wummin days.

Big mistake, ma lovelie. Huge!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Cool, pure boujee, bespoke T-shirts needed in this vile heat Also

 

[blueblue]

To the new lovelies, I promise PROMISE there's no shade here on renting. I myself am a wee scheme bird via childhood, rented a new build flat before I was in a position to buy. Renting isn't the issue, with him its the way he clearly hates renting, hates the area he's in, treats council staff and tradies like shit but is so toxic about any chat to do with buying a property.

The same goes for mental health, we're very supportive here (decent cunts) but a wee unqualified life coach called Lorna is just no fur us. We prefer a fully qualified GP, pharmacist or CBT therapist.

Which OG wants to explain