Sporty Spice style kickI guess it was Deek doing the babbling, bless, he's only just learnt how to do a Sporty Spice style kick last week, speech will come.
Mario, please explain to him, he needs to use his words.
Mind, scrap that, Mario won't be telling him shit, Deek will start shouting help!!!
Oor ain wee proud maw @blueblue watching aw the new lovelies oan their first day on Beak's thread making new pals.I'm like a proud maw watching all our new lovelie cunts GTK. Shouting your dedication on from the rooftops, your passions are my passions.
That was the night he treatit us tae titty heart bumps blowdrying his three hairs tae the sugarbabesAnd the confetti cannon!
And what about the time he set his make up out for a big weekend a week in advance, turned out he was going to the panto or his nieces dance comp or something. Nothing exciting. He's such a fanny
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And what about the time he barged Betty out of his way in home bargains! Nasty git
Make sure youse huv your criss, joos and Tena lady tae hand ma lovelie. Youse cud get a wee boax made up saying Rach8456 Beak treats. Beak huz wan fur movie nights, even though he kin reach the fridge fae his living room but needs tae move the bin if he wants intae the freezer, also.This is pure comedy gold I’m going to make it my mission to read every single Manio thread to date! Need to get myself versed on the lingo… it’s exciting times! Leggings for everyone!
Hen, wiz it no In the middle, wan oaf huz tae get tae ken #factualThis was the night of the titty pump wasn’t it? Whilst he was getting ready tae Here come the girls by the Sugababes?
Take me baaaaaack to those classic daysWelcome newbies!
My fave era was all the garuls (girls) coming round to get ready for a night oot. He chose his ootfit well in advance and said he'd have all his hair & makeup ready as he knows what 'youse garuls' (you girls) are like for getting their glam on.
We anticipated a wild night clubbing with a limo full of insta models, but in true Manio style it turned out to be 2 older ladies from work and they all went to the local working men's club for line dancing.
The next day he did about 100 faux howling beak clutching dots of doom because someone left their purse in a taxi.
Worth it's gold in weight that night.
Yer wish is my command ma lovelie 🪄How dare youse hen, sit doon and show some class
There was indeed a photo of wee Deek and James (Hannah's ex ex). Ah went above and beyond and spent ten Mario years looking fur it, but furgoat halfway through wit ah wuz looking for #soaye #gulliverstravels
Oh wow this has ended me. Effing brilliant and it seems this holiday is gonna keep on giving us laughs for a while yetSo went on trippy just to see if he had put a review on and lo and behold
Who did this ? I fkin love you !!
Bear in mind she was almost 27 years of age writing this utter pish as well. Deceased of cringe fae him the nooAh've just been oan a wee journeh.
A historical moment in history.
Pyoor Martin McKnight take me baaaaaccckk
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Nah, course he doesn’t. Only one of my most amazing natural phenomena ever, he’s just upset he missed it. Scotland can see it tonight apparently so he could catch up, as he’s always one step behind the trend.Of course Mario doesn’t care about the once in a life time chance to see the northern lights in Scotland
Omg I can't even get a marionism right....apologies peeps I should have said SPINE bright.....I swerved out my lane for the 1st time and crashed and burned so back I goOh wow this has ended me. Effing brilliant and it seems this holiday is gonna keep on giving us laughs for a while yet
Absolute bespoke congrats to whoever did this. Shine bright
Sorry troops that post makes as much sense as his, I'm a few wines deep watching Eurovision, my bespoke guilty pleasure, my passions are no your passions. But you get my drift slagging his viewHe sounds pished in thay last story but he disnae drinkand you wouldn't see the northern lights for the industrial containers pots if your window you dick that's why you are protesting so much
Talks about someone being a ned? When he is the very one spelling and talking like a ned would.Ah've just been oan a wee journeh.
A historical moment in history.
Pyoor Martin McKnight take me baaaaaccckk
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