Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

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Sporty Spice style kick
 
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I'm like a proud maw watching all our new lovelie cunts GTK. Shouting your dedication on from the rooftops, your passions are my passions.
Oor ain wee proud maw @blueblue watching aw the new lovelies oan their first day on Beak's thread making new pals.

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That was the night he treatit us tae titty heart bumps blowdrying his three hairs tae the sugarbabes
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This is pure comedy gold I’m going to make it my mission to read every single Manio thread to date! Need to get myself versed on the lingo… it’s exciting times! Leggings for everyone!
Make sure youse huv your criss, joos and Tena lady tae hand ma lovelie. Youse cud get a wee boax made up saying Rach8456 Beak treats. Beak huz wan fur movie nights, even though he kin reach the fridge fae his living room but needs tae move the bin if he wants intae the freezer, also.
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This was the night of the titty pump wasn’t it? Whilst he was getting ready tae Here come the girls by the Sugababes?
Hen, wiz it no In the middle, wan oaf huz tae get tae ken #factual
 
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Has anyone got the wee pic of Mario when she was in her Rosa DiMarco from Eastenders era? Ya noo, the one with the blonde fringe? All of the newbies need tae see it!
 
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Take me baaaaaack to those classic days
 
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Ah've just been oan a wee journeh.
A historical moment in history.
Pyoor Martin McKnight take me baaaaaccckk


 
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So went on trippy just to see if he had put a review on and lo and behold
Who did this ? I fkin love you !!
Oh wow this has ended me. Effing brilliant and it seems this holiday is gonna keep on giving us laughs for a while yet

Absolute bespoke congrats to whoever did this. Shine bright
 
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Bear in mind she was almost 27 years of age writing this utter pish as well. Deceased of cringe fae him the noo
 
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Of course Mario doesn’t care about the once in a life time chance to see the northern lights in Scotland
 
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He sounds pished in thay last story but he disnae drink and you wouldn't see the northern lights for the industrial containers pots if your window you dick that's why you are protesting so much
 
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Of course Mario doesn’t care about the once in a life time chance to see the northern lights in Scotland
Nah, course he doesn’t. Only one of my most amazing natural phenomena ever, he’s just upset he missed it. Scotland can see it tonight apparently so he could catch up, as he’s always one step behind the trend.
 
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Oh wow this has ended me. Effing brilliant and it seems this holiday is gonna keep on giving us laughs for a while yet

Absolute bespoke congrats to whoever did this. Shine bright
Omg I can't even get a marionism right....apologies peeps I should have said SPINE bright.....I swerved out my lane for the 1st time and crashed and burned so back I go
 
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Always does this when he isn’t able to join in with something, pretends he doesn't want to
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Usually Can't afford to or has no friends but in this instance, he can't go see the lights because.
1. He only has a shit phone
2. Beirut is constantly lit with artificial security lights & police vehicles
3. He cannae leave the bedsit after dark because the bespoke junkies are gouching on the communal staircase also
 
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He sounds pished in thay last story but he disnae drink and you wouldn't see the northern lights for the industrial containers pots if your window you dick that's why you are protesting so much
Sorry troops that post makes as much sense as his, I'm a few wines deep watching Eurovision, my bespoke guilty pleasure, my passions are no your passions. But you get my drift slagging his view
 
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Talks about someone being a ned? When he is the very one spelling and talking like a ned would.
If only the world could be a bit more upfront coming from the wee bam that makes a posts but doesn’t say it to person face.
He is that annoying person you would see on Facebook posting anything and everything to just make a post or get attention.

Reading them actual makes me cringe.
 
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Yet if he had just so happened to spot them and got it on camera he would be parading it on Instagram about how pure gawjus they were.
 
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Wind yer neck in, Mario, you twisty bastard. Just because something else is getting the attention, you self centred arsehole

His feckin nose takes up the screen more than his face.

 
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