Aye wan ae these bespoke trollies so he could put aw his toilet rolls in the bag.I have to catch up yet on the holiday tips, I'm saving the joy of that for later. I was thinking the same re what is provided in the room, that information together with the stuff about all inclusive, would be readily available beforehand FGS!
The image in my head of the suitcases weighed down with crockery, an iron, a hairdryer, cutlery I guess and all the scents...they must have weighed a ton. And that was before the outfits and the shoes went in.
As for the room being clean and tidy, well, that is kind of a basic expectation!
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I have to catch up yet on the holiday tips, I'm saving the joy of that for later
The image in my head of the suitcases weighed down with crockery, an iron, a hairdryer, cutlery I guess and all the scents...they must have weighed a ton. And that was before the outfits and the shoes went in.
As for the room being clean and tidy, well, that is kind of a basic expectation!
to be fair he didn't realise that all inclusive included food. He probably thought you pay for the room and all inclusive means they give you a bed instead of bringing your own. Can tell he hasn't been abroad ever. I honestly don't know how this whopper gets through lifeGeez he is such a contradiction, been on a facebook page for the past year getting info but brought stuff he didn't need, booked AI but didn't think to check reviews and pictures online about the food first, some hotels you go to are not clean? how would he know it's not like he is travelling a few times a year 
, been on one holiday in the past twelve years and now we are getting advice like none of don't know how to book and plan a holiday. Having worked and lived abroad in many different countries, I never book a package holiday prefer to book everything separately and also hire a car and go and explore, and now help family and friends do it, can you imagine him planning a diy trip.
, been on one holiday in the past twelve years and now we are getting advice like none of don't know how to book and plan a holiday. Having worked and lived abroad in many different countries, I never book a package holiday prefer to book everything separately and also hire a car and go and explore, and now help family and friends do it, can you imagine him planning a diy trip.
I don't know why you would want to copy that big crayon faced chav, she looks like a right scheme goblin
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that must be their wee travel outfits and them just arriving on the first day, why do they look like they have been released from HMP Barlinnie? Obviously Martin is in a pair of stinking leggings
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So just to double check he went AI to “safeguard the expense” then went out to eat so spent more money on food…does that not negate the safeguarding?
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I wonder if he is saying he went AI to sound bouje. He could have gone half board or b and b etc.They spent money at restaurants even for breakfast?. Does he really think his all inclusive hotel couldn't do a decent fry up?.
And the way he's talking about eating out at restaurants at home makes him sound like he's a proper foodie, when we know different
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Yes, but it’s fine cos they took loads of spending money and like fine dining
Wonder if he will have a fine dining Burger King at the airport.
Pure affronted hen. You don’t need an iron for all the nylon garments we packed. Factual.
Marion idea of fine dining is his local chippie cafe or M&S cafe, he never been to Gordon Ramsay restaurant in Edinburgh he also making out like he eats in the Ivy or the Ritz. Fine dining doesn’t do basic… all he ever shows is basic beige food.
So basically they went all inclusive just in case because the two them are bad with money and would still be able to get a meal if they ran out of euros.
So basically they went all inclusive just in case because the two them are bad with money and would still be able to get a meal if they ran out of euros.
Did he mean special needs
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She’s full of contradictions. Banging on about the number 3 bus being dead easy (even for these two hard of travel buffoons to navigate), and it being so easy to get from a to b even though she didn’t show us once where a or b were at all all holiday! What exactly have they done to broaden their cultural awareness? I fully believe a to b was realistically their room to the reception high footfall area when they topped up their water bottles (sippy cup in dosy Deek’s case). FML.
This country… island Marion your on an Island.
I've been to the Ivy in Edinburgh and I don't live anywhere near Scotland. He's only a bus ride away!
Just catching up on his stories so sorry if been covered but did he really say he took his hairdryer 
This thread is scottish comedy gold.
That is partly what makes the whole thing so funny though, imo.
And the OOTD fashion shows on the balcony, nearly killed me altogether
The OOTD fashion shows have been giving me life!!
I am living in hope this continues - it’s had me howling this week. He’s been on fire this week.Omg I haven't even caught up on this thread or watched his international traveller recap but did I hear him right just now when he said he likes fine dining??????? The beige slop he posts back home of his "fine dining" has me 
Fine dining? FINE DINING?! bleeping hell that made me snort my tea through my nose!
Yes. Yes he did.Just catching up on his stories so sorry if been covered but did he really say he took his hairdryer
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And his saved highlight story of how he cooks Stovies (aka "slop").Omg I haven't even caught up on this thread or watched his international traveller recap but did I hear him right just now when he said he likes fine dining??????? The beige slop he posts back home of his "fine dining" has me
You know those Stovies you get in fine dining restaurants?
Imagine the two of them rocking up to a Michelin starred restaurant in their purple leggings and Nike tracky and asking for a well-done steak, chips, sans vegetables.
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That was one of my top 5 laughs
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I might be tapped in the head but I actually feel a bit of empathy for them thinking they can actually give us poor uneducated travellers some advice. He actually believes that his opinions might be valued by someone. Its mind blowing
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