Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

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AllieBee

Bet he definitely hauled the Smeg stuff over there. He really is such an ignorant fanny. All of that stuff is standard in hotels, even if not in the room.you van get it from.reception. Facilities provided will be in all their booking information. Oh wait, Mario can't read can he
 
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Lazarus

i don't normally follow these threads but this holiday one has had me in stitches. i've shared it with my sister too. she didn't know who he was but said she's laughed so much at the goings on this week.

just on this point: my mum used to work with a girl who was a bit of a mario, and went on a self-catering holiday as her first trip abroad (spain). My mum was like: self catering means you can take some wee bits and bobs if you needed to, there's a fridge so you could maybe make a bit of breakfast or something.

the girl took potatoes, turnip and corned beef in her case because she thought she might want to make scottish stovies when she was away. this was about 20yrs ago and it still fries my mind.
 
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ChastityDingle

I have to catch up yet on the holiday tips, I'm saving the joy of that for later . I was thinking the same re what is provided in the room, that information together with the stuff about all inclusive, would be readily available beforehand FGS!

The image in my head of the suitcases weighed down with crockery, an iron, a hairdryer, cutlery I guess and all the scents...they must have weighed a ton. And that was before the outfits and the shoes went in.

As for the room being clean and tidy, well, that is kind of a basic expectation! . I wonder did they bring a chair each to the airport only to discover that the plane came equipped with seats...
 
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Madge2022

☆MagicRoundabout☆ said:
Being fairly new to all Marian malarkey, I was quite gobsmacked as to where their Paisley Palace is and why they don't want to move! Fucking hell, it really is Beirut with a dash of crystal meth! Feel sorry for the wee pussy
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Krystal Meth is Beak's sister ma lovelie, he poasted a lovely pichure oaf her camel toe.

His brother is Johnny, and is a scriptwriter fur BBC Scotland. Unlike Mario, his IQ is higher than an onion.
FlowerOfTheEast said:
The auto captions are hard of Scottish. "Lindsay Rotte"

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Ah'm sure ah went tae school wi Lindsay Rotte
 
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Joo92

Nice of him to advise all his lovelies that those of them who need disabled access will be given a ‘ground room floor’
 
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GreaseSpot

I think he went on wee bespoke miniature travel electronics journey.
Mini kettle, hair dryer, iron. You know, the one everyone bought circa 1990.
 
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Daisy Uncle

Nice to see new converts to this shit show. Scroll along his highlights, they go on for miles, *my singing*
 
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Madge2022

Absolute 's oan this app, he's already been tae New York in America and met the President #capeeesshh


Courtesy of oor baby gurl @hopethishelpsallthebest

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Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper

Marion is having his mid-month depression. Spent all of deeks money another 2 weeks to payday so looking at grand things like trips to New York feeling sorry for himself and his petty little life
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Are they in matching outfits?
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Strangler fingers abroad.
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

This was the best holiday I've ever been on. Better than my honeymoon (weans came with us so you can imagine)

You hunner percent know that oor little fat bastard thought all inclusive means, he's included in the hotel stay.

Derek knows his coffee. Derek doesn't even know he's been abroad love, Derek doesn't know his fucking surname.

Please can the next thread title have Lindsay rotte in it

Fine dining
Ground floor for disabled access
Twin beds joined together.
Lindsay rotte in abroad
Pissed off its over with
 
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brootaltruth

Really fussy eater aye experience of fine dining

She has been stuffing her beak with crisps, chips, fry’s, pizzas…..and other all shite all week

Trained in nails
Bespoke sunburn
Fake Dior Saddlebag
Rose, peach and the Nelly
 

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