I can see his huge napper is nicely crispy and scabby, cruising along tae a wee melanoma jurnee. Hus he no noticed aw the sensible folk weerin hats when oot in the midday sun? Years ago I went oan a wee hoaliday tae that wee island Tenerife for 2 weeks, first week lovely weather, 2nd week wall tae wall cloud, I goat bespokely burnt worse in the 2nd week, ma ain fault cos I thought thick cloud don't need sunscreen, how wrang wis I, but in my defence I was about 20 no fuckin 40 and there was a lot less info about in those days, he's goat nae excuse tae get that burnt. Walloper.