Aw Christ, ma luvlies.
I’ve been to his hotel
I’ve been to his hotel
What on earth is he saying? I heard - legs, primark, lilac. And why is deek where his school PE kit? What’s the point in telling us where the crap is from if he bought it last year?I'm still alive ma beauts.
Maybe not after seeing his ootd, I almost died laughing and wet maseen.
He's as red as a bloody postbox. Did he remember to take some aftersun with his suncream he got last year when he was frauded so aye
and he's always moaning aboot the heat in the UK so expect the lowdoon when he returns.
Declan and his bf vibes.
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Stand still ya wee basturt while I get that boaby smelt!
As a Scottish gay man I am bespokely affronted ma lovelie.I feel so sorry for the gay community and for Scotland in general. @Babybail93 what does your son make of his outfit? Has he been influenced to buy one?
Me! There is zero chemistry there, it's like a grandad and his son. Deek looks like a child and Marion an old man in dreadful clothes.Is it just me who thinks they don't seem like a couple at all?
Derek looks like his wee brother or something it's so strange. The way they stand together is so awkward! The big red slap heed has tipped me over the edge tonight.
Bespoke sunburn in the shade "never message this page again". Your worries are not ma worries.
This is the face of someone who's rohypnol is wearing off. He's thinking where the fuck am I. Quick Manio, you'd better give him a wee top up the noo.Is it just me who thinks they don't seem like a couple at all?
Derek looks like his wee brother or something it's so strange. The way they stand together is so awkward!
I am literally lying in bed crying tears of laughter at this commentThis is the face of someone who's rohypnol is wearing off. He's thinking where the fuck am I. Quick Manio, you'd better give him a wee top up the noo.
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You're talking shite. Trying to say that wee non colour outfit next to the Calvin Clean dupe from Primark didn't turn you right on?As a Scottish gay man I am bespokely affronted ma lovelie.
Is it the kerry katonas that makes Marion look like a squinty old perv, or is he just a squinty old pervThis is the face of someone who's rohypnol is wearing off. He's thinking where the fuck am I. Quick Manio, you'd better give him a wee top up the noo.
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This is purely a captor / Stockholm syndrome situation hen, there's absolutely nothing sexual going on. There's only boaby sniffing going on when the Jo molane handwash has been used. Possibly touching over clothing at best. Depends how passed out wee Deek is. Aye.Considering he’s never out of home bargains you’d think he’d of got some factor 50 for that bonce.
And how dry are his lips! i feel sorry for dereksif he ever lets melvin near it.
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