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hopethishelpsallthebest
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This is the face of someone who's rohypnol is wearing off. He's thinking where the fuck am I. Quick Manio, you'd better give him a wee top up the noo.
Babybail93
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Are we all one hunner percent sure this isnae a wee “make a wish” foundation trip? I’m no seeing much evidence that it isn’t
AwwCosyWivDeek
Chatty Member
He’s seen shit man.
Deek looks like he’s just back from ‘Nam.
Deek looks like he’s just back from ‘Nam.
AwwCosyWivDeek
Chatty Member
Just saw that they brought their personalised Denek and Manio cups along.
I retract my earlier statement.
No further comment at this time.
ScottishMammy92
Well-known member
Derek absolutely confuses me...
Nothing about him says gay. He doesn't come across attracted to Mario in any way and he just seems infantile almost. Like all he's bothered about is football, playing fifa and collecting trolleys. He doesn't seem to have any friends or other interests. Other than following Mario round the same shops every other weekend they do nothing. I can't figure out what they're doing together at all...
Are we sure they're no a troll account? Is this one big bam up? Social experiment?
Looking forward to 7 days of last seasons primark
what a Bank Holiday treat guys 
Nothing about him says gay. He doesn't come across attracted to Mario in any way and he just seems infantile almost. Like all he's bothered about is football, playing fifa and collecting trolleys. He doesn't seem to have any friends or other interests. Other than following Mario round the same shops every other weekend they do nothing. I can't figure out what they're doing together at all...
Are we sure they're no a troll account? Is this one big bam up? Social experiment?
Looking forward to 7 days of last seasons primark
what a Bank Holiday treat guys 
GreaseSpot
VIP Member
Beak didn't pack any bronzer last year for the burnt five heed.
Poor Dum Dim Denek. Was like his nanna was showing off him and his new holiday clothes for the kiddies club to all the other old ladies at church/bingo
Poor Dum Dim Denek. Was like his nanna was showing off him and his new holiday clothes for the kiddies club to all the other old ladies at church/bingo
hopethishelpsallthebest
VIP Member
Omfg!!! Spat special K everywhere! Derek is pure simpleton in this. The oodie, the leggings, the fat cunt running. This has made my year.
AwwCosyWivDeek
Chatty Member
What are we predicting for the grand reveal when he gets back?
“So, we did a thing”- along with a photo of a cocktail/beach.
“Take me back”- obvs. He’ll milk that one for weeks.
A reel in the style of Hinch but instead of five star hotels and luxury suites, it’ll be Deek off his tits on Aperol Spritz and Mario in his mankini as he cocks one leg backwards like a dainty qween, gives the peace sign, and pouts his baboon-arse lips.
I’m guessing the music for the reel will be something popular on that vile app TikTok that he doesnae use but constantly references- “I think I like this little life” or something similar.
That will last about three days and then he’ll start to spill the beans on the awful bits. He’ll have hated the airport but pretend he’s proud of himself for getting through it, the weather won’t suit him (no matter what it is), there were too many people and while all the Julie queued to up see him, it’s no for him.
He’ll say he enjoyed his time away from that app and didn’t look at Instagram once but we’ll see he’s been following and commenting all week.
I cannae wait.
“So, we did a thing”- along with a photo of a cocktail/beach.
“Take me back”- obvs. He’ll milk that one for weeks.
A reel in the style of Hinch but instead of five star hotels and luxury suites, it’ll be Deek off his tits on Aperol Spritz and Mario in his mankini as he cocks one leg backwards like a dainty qween, gives the peace sign, and pouts his baboon-arse lips.
I’m guessing the music for the reel will be something popular on that vile app TikTok that he doesnae use but constantly references- “I think I like this little life” or something similar.
That will last about three days and then he’ll start to spill the beans on the awful bits. He’ll have hated the airport but pretend he’s proud of himself for getting through it, the weather won’t suit him (no matter what it is), there were too many people and while all the Julie queued to up see him, it’s no for him.
He’ll say he enjoyed his time away from that app and didn’t look at Instagram once but we’ll see he’s been following and commenting all week.
I cannae wait.
Babybail93
VIP Member
That fucking nose! Cunt could smell a Sunday roast on a Thursday. So aye
mrshinchblockedme
Member
Deek was feart to get up any speed incase he went face first into the wall 3 feet away..
ScottishMammy92
Well-known member
Wait...hang on...
So he's released a fragrance heavily inspired by his cat?! The absolute irony that the box has a picture of a cat walking in tulips made me laugh so hard I nearly spat my coffee out.
His indoor cat? He's "made" a scent inspires by spring blossoms and his cat...who lives indoors and has never seen a spring blossom in her life?
Naw. I canny cope. I'll never recover.
So he's released a fragrance heavily inspired by his cat?! The absolute irony that the box has a picture of a cat walking in tulips made me laugh so hard I nearly spat my coffee out.
His indoor cat? He's "made" a scent inspires by spring blossoms and his cat...who lives indoors and has never seen a spring blossom in her life?
Naw. I canny cope. I'll never recover.
Shrekssister
VIP Member
Cleaning with Mario #123: a trail of his own path, still has no bath
hopethishelpsallthebest
VIP Member
That was the only bit he put sunscreen on. The rest of his face looks like its been in the air fryer on the max crisp setting. He has the lips of filo pastry, the fat slag.
hopethishelpsallthebest
VIP Member
Filthy fat swine she is.Oh @hopethishelpsallthebest pleeeaseeee make a creation with this bespoke screen grab like theye ur
