Bugs the absolute bespoke shit out of me!!!He seems to spend more time taking a break from insta than actually being on it. If he deleted Insta tmro he would be forgot about in a week. Once again folk are dying and struggling to pay there rent or put food on the table and this wee cock in complaining about how hard his insta fame is. But what the hell is that post even about you can tell he is trying to be really profound but it doesn’t make any sense.
” I look at this picture and think do I still smile the same way?” Naw mate sure you had your teeth journey “that you arnt built to be broken by anyone’s judgement” ehh? Translation please? “I carry my page well and I wouldn’t change a single thing about it” so what the hell is this post about if you wouldn’t change a single thing about it? “My life! One take at it! And my smile remains!” Ehhh????? Are you high on dereks fumes??
Even the bespoke brows are spot on!@Be More Pacific I have the bespoke Mario disguise, just in case he leaves forever/twenty minutes. View attachment 132317
I was petrified of the dude from Chitty Chiity Bang Bang as a child, that's why I'm loving Mario's page it's like punishment in a truly peculiar way. I love being freaked out by the nonsense.Reading the comments on the daily record article about mario and his bin clean... people have suggested he looks like...
A gay frank skinner
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And the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang View attachment 132519
Ha!
Please tell me this is a jokeHe timed himself using the GHD and the Dyson
NoPlease tell me this is a joke
Naturally - 36 seconds
GHD - 0.5 seconds
Dyson - 0.00003 seconds
*marios accent* we have a winner lovelies the dyson dries my hair quicker than I can blink how amazing is that
I’ve never really paid much attention to him before but just had a spy on his page. His front room is absolutely crammed with furniture, how does he move about without tripping over that footstool with the blanket draped over the floor?!Nonot a joke, he actually compared them and posted to his stories. What I find strange with Mario is the fact that he has very little hair and is balding
It's at the end of thread Cleaning with Mario #11.What was the tea? I’ve missed this
Thanks! How do I find the old threadIt's at the end of thread Cleaning with Mario #11.
No, she doesn't.Does Rendall have her own thread?
She just looks so dirty like I want to give her a good scrub xx
Just look down the main page.Thanks! How do I find the old thread
Thank youNo, she doesn't.
Not sure why the screechy old witch is cluttering up this thread either
Just look down the main page.
DON'T THEY KNOW WHO HE IS!Dear oh dear oh dear. A comment on his Sun ad about washing the bin!
Fingers crossed. Life isn’t worth living without his tat cave and hacks that aren’t hacksThis is an ad break, normal storying service will resume soon.
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DON'T THEY KNOW WHO HE IS!
Cheek.
Don't despair ma lovelie, I've fired up the photoshop. Bespoke libel incoming.Fingers crossed. Life isn’t worth living without his tat cave and hacks that aren’t hacks
He'll never last a week. I give it a day before he's back saying a fine ma lovelies. Look at this grey thing I've got from ebay.He's done well on not being on his phone all weekendand is now having the week off.... so aye..... we believe you!
Don’t forget the Shark plonked in the corner too!I’ve never really paid much attention to him before but just had a spy on his page. His front room is absolutely crammed with furniture, how does he move about without tripping over that footstool with the blanket draped over the floor?!
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