One things for sure, if you do have a schlong whatever size it may be, it will be bigger than oor Marion’s!I originally wis gaun for the name Debbie Harris but changed ma mind noo and favouring #cuntfaethevileapp, it's goat a ring tae it. How does he ken whether or no I've goat a massive schlong?
He just assumes we're aw weemin (am urr but he disny ken for sure)
So happy IWD you cunty's.
Also. Allie. New York in America.
Happy Cunt Day hens. Could we make a bespoke day for Marion? How about Mincers Day, Pauper Day?C*nts all over this app View attachment 2802605
Marion. I'm an Allie and you're not fit to lick ma boots. Ta for the mention though!View attachment 2802702
I am eating a cake whilst participating. Multitasking innit
It's me, I feel seen by MarioAllie? Allie? Who the f is Allie?
and who’s been spu-ing hate at her?
The confetti canon nae debatesSweaty stained armpit tattie heart dance. Particularly the wee karate kick at the end and nae debates. Lenor ad sniffing a very close second.
The discovery of the Shart Card will go down in history 🪪Today's going down in history ma hens, just like when we got the cash machine photos and the snakes oan this app rant.
I was thinking earlier, if you could pick one mario moment to experience for the first time all over again, what would you pick?
Blue Monday, in honour of his blue tick and the most depressing day of the year. #bespoke #bougee #cuntsoanthisappHappy Cunt Day hens. Could we make a bespoke day for Marion? How about Mincers Day, Pauper Day?
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Marion. I'm an Allie and you're not fit to lick ma boots. Ta for the mention though!
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It's me, I feel seen by Mario
Ah like your bloomers henThis is how I’m celebrating today. … no cake or dairylea in sight
And as for my cunt washings. If it too nice to go in my bespoke utility room. I have this little natty thing on the side of my hoose. Out of sight and all that. Smell the obscene wealth.
Happy international women’s day to all youse cunty snakes
Not even a mention of Sadie and her not-for-tv sublime acting role in his JoyOfClean advert. Sake.But he doesn't look at this vile page, and doesn't give it any thought.
Hence why his dots of doom on IWD were going on about women cunt trolls and not the inspiring women in his life.
He's fine, absolutely fine, also.
He just spends his life getting on the bus, going directly to a shop, buying shite, finding a chippy to eat in and then getting the bus straight back.Imagine being a man in your forties with no dependents, no commitments(except rayn the wean but that's against her will), and you spend your time in the chippy and b and m and not out having amazing experiences. Even one of those coach holidays, cheap as chips, they book it all and do it for you, you just turn up. It's wild to me.
Exactly! I don't drive either but I manage to get out and about. I can't understand how they never go for a day at the seaside, or to any of the cities apart from Glasgow and Edinburgh, or explore anywhere apart from the shops! I've been to East Lothian, the west coast islands, Deeside, Northumberland, Newcastle, York, to name a few, all within easy reach of the central belt by public transport.He just spends his life getting on the bus, going directly to a shop, buying shite, finding a chippy to eat in and then getting the bus straight back.
He must have literally got the bus all the way to East Kilbride the other week and then just gone straight back home. It makes no sense to me.
He might live in a shithole - but he does know the buses in Scotland go further afield than retail parks and shopping centres surely?!
He's jealous hen. Jealous of us. And completely triggered. And I love it.Hens, I’ve got a bespoke plague so I’m going to get aw cozy under a blanket while wearing my most honking Oodie and eat some brown slop (soup) so based on that, I want to change my name on this virus app to “ahmnooowell”
I love that we’ve triggered him enough to still be spouting on about how women are cunts on International Women’s Day. What I think he means is that he’s intimidated by women who have more than he does (and let’s face it, most people have) so he has to get in what he thinks are cutting take-downs to make himself feel better, without realising that he’s the main troll by doing that. He’s absolutely full of contractions.
(Marion, hen, I know you’re hard of English also so you might need to look up those big words in a dictionary or a thesaurus - which is not a type of dinosaur, capesh)
Me too. Jealousy is a very difficult emotion to deal with but he tries to deal with it so hilariously and gets it so wrongHe's jealous hen. Jealous of us. And completely triggered. And I love it.
Aye. And he hates that we are a club he can't join and can only watch on and seethe. And the only comeback he has is 'cunts'. It makes me pmsl every time he does that, can just picture his huge beak and face getting redder and angrier!Me too. Jealousy is a very difficult emotion to deal with but he tries to deal with it so hilariously and gets it so wrong
Erm excuse you ma lovelie but I’ll have you know that they are living their best life’sImagine being a man in your forties with no dependents, no commitments(except rayn the wean but that's against her will), and you spend your time in the chippy and b and m and not out having amazing experiences. Even one of those coach holidays, cheap as chips, they book it all and do it for you, you just turn up. It's wild to me.
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