Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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Very Cherry

Freefalling said:
Haha clutching ma beak firmly the night fellow lovelies loving all your name change suggestions

I was away bleaching my eyes after that bed story one thing's for sure, I'm not sleeping the night in case he pops into my dream
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Nightmare is more like it if Marion visits you in the night. x
 
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TheGoblinKing

I wish I could change my name from here on oot id be known as @Let me smell ya boaby xx
 
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Sloppys

I’d change my to Lionel Flaires. In honour of when his captions changed it to that when he was saying Lino floors. So aye.
 
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Shrekssister

Whos going to be tattiehearts. Any newbies lurking, you can have that one ma hens
 
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Noseybonk

Hello ma lovelies

I am loving all these new dream name changes.

I am gonna come in strong with BUMMINGFORTSPILLAGE

Enjoy your breakfast reading this

So aye, nae debates
 
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Laura VanderBooben

I don't want to change ma name. Ma page and ma rules tattie hearts x

But if if I did it would probably be snail jizz oan your face Tong Braxston.
 
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Madge2022

Freefalling said:
Haha clutching ma beak firmly the night fellow lovelies loving all your name change suggestions

I was away bleaching my eyes after that bed story one thing's for sure, I'm not sleeping the night in case he pops into my dream
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McKnightmare on Elm Street.
 
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Freefalling

Madge2022 said:
McKnightmare on Elm Street.
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I'm like a half shut knife slept for probably 15 minutes, jinxed myself. Shame I've three kids to sort out for school, nae long lie for me. Needing a reset day iykyk

I can't get that wee shoulder out ma heid the thought of wee Deek stroking it and now and thinking of the button mushroom, sharing is caring pals 🫶
 
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pinkwaferbiscuit

ma inspo is running a bit low hens, some absssoult bougie suggestions already!

Ahm going fur GoochislidesMcGillsrides
 
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Forthrlols

Shrekssister said:
Whos going to be tattiehearts. Any newbies lurking, you can have that one ma hens
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I'll take it hen! No a newbie.

Or I'll be spinebrite ✨️
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Or I'd like to be named @pettycash


They stories of him in bed tea and cake in bed sleeping in the crumbs yuk!!

Buckled at when he's talking about the big house renovation. He's keeps looking over at all the hard prep work and attention to detail all from the comfort of his bed. He's literally 3 foot steps away fucking paint fumes are going to his heed! #councilreno !! BUY NEW DOOR HANDLES, ya cheap cunt!

Newyork in America
Also
Factual
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

Hen's, absolootley naebody is changing their names, I won't know who youse aw are, that will thousands and millions fry ma wee brain. Although i do like
PracticemakesOK
Meetmeinthebummingfort
Treatitmasel
Hinchstolemacrissmas
Itsmasafespace
Ahpayfuhlrent
It'sabsolutelyhonkinginhere
Absolutestupul
Getthatboabysmelt
Also
 
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Shrekssister

Has someone already suggested singithen or faethegrunup.

I agree all of ypu aren't allowed to change but newbies have no excuse no to be bespokely bougie now
 
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SuzyE

I can't breathe!.
Ffs, no wonder we have better content than him when he posts things like this. What a friggin fanny he is

 
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mammaof3

ffs does he have to film from his honking pit... ewww.

The fact he moans at fhe beginning of the week then is happy as Larry at the end means he fooking hates working.

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GreaseSpot

SuzyE said:
I can't breathe!.
Ffs, no wonder we have better content than him when he posts things like this. What a friggin fanny he is

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I personally think this is how he thinks he exited the shitter cubicle on the day kryten Hannah surprise visited him at the Paisley Penthoose. Him having literally that moment had a monumental shart attack also. Pirouetting and spinning feeling a stone lighter. Factual.
Can I now change ma name to
Reel Hoosewife of Paisley
 
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avabella

Can I change my username to ‘treatitmaself’ or has someone got it?
 
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Madge2022

Ah've heard his acting skills huv been spotted in Hollywood by Steven Spielberg!

Spielberg is remaking wan oaf his biggest hit fillums and wants Beak fur the leading role in ET #factual #oscars

Oanly joking ma lovelies, this is mair like the sort of remake Beaky wud get asked tae dae #soaye

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Sounds like a greatest shits album
 
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