Aw I can say aboot they long winded dots is what the actual fuck. Hairspray/laqueur fur whit? He could be in the middle of a tornado and no a single hair wid move, he has the intelligence of a pork chop.
Anyway I'm obviously dain it aw wrang, I wis also at the home of bargains this morning at 8am (I know, sad bastard) and I didn't realise I needed to come online to show my haul of extra strong mints, smiths criss and 10 gallon jug of haun soap, I need tae up ma game obviously.
Anybody coont how many times he said the word absalootly?
Clownshoe.