Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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Shrekssister

Did he say Derek needed multi surface wipes for his work?! What works derek doing that m and s won't provide wipes for?
 
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Joo92

Fancy buying hairspray when you have a grand total of 3 hairs on your ugly, fat, red and hideous head
 
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ohdoris

Joo92 said:
Fancy buying hairspray when you have a grand total of 3 hairs on your ugly, fat, red and hideous head
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Do we think it’s to stick the 3 strands he has to his head to prevent them from blowing off ??
 
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pastabelle

Sitting here watching Mario’s latest stories and my son pipes up shut her up her voice is annoying
 
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Sloppys

Joo92 said:
Fancy buying hairspray when you have a grand total of 3 hairs on your ugly, fat, red and hideous head
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Notice how he didn’t even try to pronounce schwarzkopf or keratin . Just kept referring to it as this brand and that brand.
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

Sloppys said:
Notice how he didn’t even try to pronounce schwarzkopf or keratin . Just kept referring to it as this brand and that brand.
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I thought he wasn’t going to treatit us to “Eldervice” (Edelweiss) but he came through at the end. Thank Mario.
 
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Skyflier6727

Why would you get your hall painted when you are going to have to move the bedroom furniture out at a later date and no doubt chip all the paintwork.
And don’t get me started having mould all over his bathroom. Clatty minger
 
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Curly

Imagine the highlight of your weekend is buying fucking tinfoil. AND then telling strangers how much you love this tin foil. I am sorry but what a sad fucking life he has
 
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Sloppys

His OG moisturiser that’ll he always go back to at NIGHT and then says it a DAY cream .

Need to add about his bedroom aswell. In one breath says he didn’t measure and it’s bespoke made, next minute they couldn’t get it in because he gave the wrong measurements. The lies just spill out of his mouth.
 
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Very Cherry

Curly said:
Imagine the highlight of your weekend is buying fucking tinfoil. AND then telling strangers how much you love this tin foil. I am sorry but what a sad fucking life he has
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I think the same. I’ve not done anything exciting today but at least I’m not sharing videos of my basic shopping to the world. I love the way poor Derek gets basics from Savers and he always ‘treatit’ himsel to high end products.
 
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