Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

[Daisy Uncle]

I can’t believe I am defending Marion ma lovely, but Scottish Declan says hold my beer!

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I have questions... Why has he got a minnie, and that last pic, he looks like Sharon off Kath &Kim, not noice.

 

[Ferguson]

Well I've been oan a Scottish Declan journeh.

Lost for actual words.

Also.

 

[Pepsi]

Hes got so much snail spunk oan his face its a wunner hes no awe shrivelled up wi awe the salt he takes in, so aye
@Babybail93 congrats oan your news, canny wait fur the birth and the wee wan tae shine oan us awe
Actual photy of Mario withoot the filter also

 

[mammaof3]

So because it dosna work on his ferret face then it's crap so aye.

He thinks he's the bee's knees to recommend Snail 92 but he forgets AW told him to buy it.

and he is still going on about snail jizz, give it a bloody rest man.

 

[Noseybonk]

Well ma lovelies, my evening meal is ruined now by the thought of wee Deeks swimmers being shot all over Marion’s pan face. FACTUAL!
ALSO.

 

[Cleanayr]

Just out of curiosity when do girls stop being a*holes, mine is 16 and I'm not sure if she's going to make it to 17 or I'm going to murder her first!! Son is slightly younger and never had a bit of bother from him.

 

[geezabreak]

Just out of curiosity when do girls stop being a*holes, mine is 16 and I'm not sure if she's going to make it to 17 or I'm going to murder her first!! Son is slightly younger and never had a bit of bother from him.

My girls are 38, 39 and 41... Still waiting.

 

[SuzyE]

So many things to pick fault on about this picture, but I'll start with whiney witch

 

[Very Cherry]

So many things to pick fault on about this picture, but I'll start with whiney witch View attachment 2787787

I took a screenshot of this too and ran here. Just one question, WTF is he so ugly?!

 

[Bespoke Tea]

Hello ma lovelies, he just looks like an angry egg with teeth in these pics. Nae debates

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Looks like Jess with her new teeth! #IYKYKIYDKGTK

 

[Babybail93]

I took a screenshot of this too and ran here. Just one question, WTF is he so ugly?!

It’s how much she reckons herself that baffles me? Imagine looking like that, and thinking you’re a solid 10!

 

[Very Cherry]

Looks like Jess with her new teeth! #IYKYKIYDKGTK

Did you see her saying today shes had them fixed and they still look the same, like big horse teeth or bad dentures and they look all grey round the edges. Marion’s looks repulsive but they must be a fair few years old now. I think nearly everyone I hate follow on instagram has these big fake teeth now.

 

[Bespoke Tea]

Did you see her saying today shes had them fixed and they still look the same, like big horse teeth or bad dentures. I think nearly everyone I hate follow on instagram has these big fake teeth now.

Haha yes!! I literally zoomed in on both photos and couldn't see the difference, it's baffling! They probably told her they couldn't do anything and she's stuck with them.

 

[Very Cherry]

Haha yes!! I literally zoomed in on both photos and couldn't see the difference, it's baffling! They probably told her they couldn't do anything and she's stuck with them.

When I showed Mr Cherry her new called teeth he said she looked like Methadone Mick. She should be in Marion’s block of flats chewing off ears with those teeth.

 

[Bespoke Tea]

When I showed Mr Cherry her new called teeth he said she looked like Methadone Mick. She should be in Marion’s block of flats chewing off ears with those teeth.

She looks ridiculous, tbh! What IS with these muppets getting breeze blocks teef, blown up lips, too much botox and bad hair extensions? I'm waiting for Becky to get her clip-in fringes..... they'll look even worse than the extensions she had!

 

[peachy-keen]

aw hens, I’ve been away fae that app and just caught up.

1) congrats @Babybail93 on baby boy!
2) New York in America
3) can’t decide if I want a Marion/Declan collaboration
4) Mario enjoys jizz on the face
5) also.

 

[AllieBee]

He's an ugly fucker

 

[blueblue]

I had a wee bespoke teef journey thanks to a bougie dose of anemia. NHS dentistry with fee top up but needed done so I treatit myself. My dentist actually nearly choked me making me laugh because the very last thing she did was create a slight imperfection so my two front teeth looked natural rather than like piano keys fresh oot the mould. She said, "I can't have you walking around looking like you got your teeth at a hairdressers."

 

[Very Cherry]

She looks ridiculous, tbh! What IS with these muppets getting breeze blocks teef, blown up lips, too much botox and bad hair extensions? I'm waiting for Becky to get her clip-in fringes..... they'll look even worse than the extensions she had!

I know, I’m glad to say I have natural and normal looking teeth, no lip fillers, no botox and no bad hair extensions. I think we must follow all the same threads but I have to say this one is my favourite and I often leave it till last to catch up because it’s my favourite.

 

[Bespoke Tea]

I know, I’m glad to say I have natural and normal looking teeth, no lip fillers, no botox and no bad hair extensions. I think we must follow all the same threads but I have to say this one is my favourite and I often leave it till last to catch up because it’s my favourite.

Apart from colouring my hair, I've reached 40 and not had any work done - we are rare! Yes, I think we do - I mainly follow and comment on this one (the best, obvs ) Becky and sometimes Prickenden, although I can barely watch his Stories. I browse a few others and have a laugh at them, such as Jess, Katie Hayes and Robbo.