Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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Freefalling

I am clutching ma beak at the thought of them in Milan wee bespoke jaunt round Dior in their Active Wear
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

I’m very glad that he doesn’t care about numbers of followers, because he’s lost close to 500 of them in the past month.

Has been.
 
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muscadet

Does he not realise his two besties Hinch and Solomon are prime examples of posting at the prime 7pm slot, say goodbye to your pals ya dick
 
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Be kond

Hens imagine we’re going on a wee turkey teeth or hair transplant jurnee. Would be the best day of ma life
 
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Noseycow2020

Just picture him and deek mincing aboot Rome in their primark active tracksuits. Or him sweating his titties aff in Turkey.
manifesting these holidays for pure laughs
 
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Ratgrrl

Happy Thursday hens. Just caught up from last thread.Screamed at the pic of Beak and Deek arriving at Hinch Notafarm, black bags in tow The fucking baby blue Nikes on him too Why's he gonna tan to sit in a dark cinema?Maybe he's gonna go on a bespoke blackfishing journey seeing as he's gonna see Bob Marley
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

Imagine you’re working in a hotel in Florence and have a reservation for Mario D’Agostin, then this minces in with a carrier bag.

 
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Runforestrun

If his parents go to turkey every year why doesn’t he ask them for info about it, absolute halfwit. How are both his inboxes full when no fucker can message him?
 
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Tinkerbell cat

ohdoris said:
I hope he goes to Turkey on a wee BBL journey. Fill out those purple car wash leggings a bit better.
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Think of all the fake goochi shoes he could buy in the market ma lovely.

He should get a hair transplant with his petty cash while he’s there. Or the teeth done. Or the nose done. Or the face done. Wonde do they take klarna
New York in america
Also.
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

He doesn’t care about numbers? Let’s go back to December when he begged for followers to like and share and show love for his Grinch theme because it deserved it.
He posts same reels and stories everyday same time 8am and 6pm so he needs pipe down. He is the very same person.
I think he has been reading here and seen his numbers drop but is trying to act like he doesn’t care, if didn’t care then why did you want a blue tick?
His page stayed the same numbers was the day when he stopped doing any cleaning on his page.
 
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Cagayu

Yet he still keeps the same name. I bet secretly he’s dying to change it to xX_mario_Xx
 
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Sloppys

I reckon Hinch has said he cannae just rock up at her tend farm and he's having a dig at her in his rants tonight. His insta pals are well known for the 7pm post for most engagement, they post mainly reels these days and let's face it they do what people like as it's a business to them. He's such an idiot for classing any of them oan that app as pals, I bet they laugh at him behind his back.
 
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Icantwiththesepeople

Anyone ever notice when you skip through the Dots of Doom he really does a really fucking annoying lip smack thing at the start of every clip?

Glad he never conformed on here... so he's telling us he thought up those god awful Christmas tree themes all by himself and wasn't copying what was popular in the years before? If he hates it so much, fucking shut your page down and stop complaining. Nah, he'll never do that though. You can smell the desperation in his voice. And having a fucking cleaning page since 2018 doesn't make you an OG on That App. I've had my Insta since 2012 mate. That's OG for you!

SO many messages even though his DMs are constantly switched off. Stop lying you massive liar!
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AwwCosyWivDeek said:
Imagine you’re working in a hotel in Florence and have a reservation for Mario D’Agostin, then this minces in with a carrier bag.

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The way he sits like a wee lassie
 
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CrapEars

So we know he reads here, he gets most of his ideas from here & the “I’m just doing me from now on” rants are DEFINITELY about here. But, he’s also extremely thick, so do you think he understands what we’re all on about when at least half the posts end with “New York, America, Also”?
just makes me howl thinking of him wondering why on earth so many people end their posts with the same words.

New York
America
Also.
 
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