Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Remember he didnae ever want or need a car?

Buuullllllsshit

I'm just waiting for

So.... we did a thing, also.

 

[Poptart]

"I'm not gonna be a sheep" he says whilst dressed like one.

 

[Ferguson]

Mind when he ppretended his face was this shape, but it was actually this shape also.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Sleep well, virus trolls.

 

[Catfan2]

I’m just happy it isn’t another cat!

 

[Babybail93]

To be fair he could paint the bathroom AND hall with one tester pot, and still have some left fae wee touch ups

 

[muscadet]

Couldn’t handle us slagging the Minecraft sofa any longer you’re our puppet Marion

 

[GiftedNotFree]

cursed image

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma hens I love how it's pure Cody vibes oan this app at all times, love and appreciate you all. One of my fave moments in recent history oan this thread was the @Babybail93 new tits reveal followed by the surprise wean. All of us chanting her oan fae the rooftops. Cannae wait till we are all virtual Daisy Uncles soon

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Classy looking spot.

 

[TheGoblinKing]

I cannae cope. Ma stomach is in bits.
5 chips and a congealed shite on a plate and nae debates

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Imagine you’re working in a hotel in Florence and have a reservation for Mario D’Agostin, then this minces in with a carrier bag.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Not a great ad for Danyelle if her shitty sofas have to be replaced after just 8 months.

 

[Luna25]

There is no way dumb deek booked the cinema and dinner, that poor bastard couldn’t even tell you his full name, just Moanio talking shite to sound like they have a life

 

[Popper]

A 40 year old man boasting about his boyfriend passing his theory test, how embarrassing. When the knob does finally pass his test, I can’t wait for Marion to embarrass himself further by going on about buying a car and going places in the car like you did when you were 17. If he wasn’t such a dick I’d feel sorry for him

 

[DramaQueen79]

I’m actually embarrassed for him. Clearly he hated the concrete block more than we did

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Camel Toe has made these cupcakes for a customer who seriously needs to get a life if her birthday is Hinch and Mario themed.

Love the fact that Mario’s pic is as lifted straight from the Daily Record and still have the text on the top right

 

[Noseycow2020]

There is absolutely hee haw in there ma lovelies

 

[muscadet]

Does he not realise his two besties Hinch and Solomon are prime examples of posting at the prime 7pm slot, say goodbye to your pals ya dick

 

[Badaboom]

I mean, who wouldn’t want a cupcake that looks like this? Pure vibes, my lovelies.