2 TABLESPOONS of garlic powder and 3 stock cubes???
His blood pressure will be as high as wee Deek on the weekends
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His blood pressure will be as high as wee Deek on the weekends
2 TABLESPOONS of garlic powder? Jesus christ
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Ha sorry plagiarised ya hen! Even down to the capital letters!
I'm a child and 'pre cum' came (haha), into my head.
Neither of us are hard of English hen! Never message this page again xx
I know it's been said, but I'm still clutching ma beak over his new night canoe balance
I’m sure Mazda said he was doing it last year. Didn’t mention it when shooting his load did he? Must’ve dipped into it when he ran out of Petty Cash.
Compare with Oct 22.
He needs to be a bleeping centipede to get the wear out of the hunners of pairs of child size trainers, Fuggs & slippers he’s hoarding !! He’s definitely hard of brain cells this Oaf.
Dinner tonight at Mario's, hot salt.
My brain feels like its been on mode "blend" for 20 minutes trying to decipher this
Where's the original salt soup recipe that @Babybail93 promised to make 
All of his unrequired quotation marks are giving me the rage.
I just don’t understand why he sees it as such a flex to be bragging on insta about all these ‘designer’ items he has when we know they either get sent back or are genuine fakes. The only items we see again are his perfume and skincare on his buckled shelves as I imagine most of that can’t be sent back. He wears the same leggings day in day out, even when he’s not working he’s in the purple leggings and he expects us to believe he keep all theses clothes and shoes he shows us? I could not care less what he buys and what he doesn’t buy, what he can afford and what he can’t afford but it’s the bare faced lies of it all. Unless we see all of these things on his bed all in one story I do not believe he keeps any of it. Other than maybe the odd pair of trainers.
Let’s not forget aswell his new balance trainers he’s already put up for his holidays this year. And then saying today at least 2 pairs he’s had in December are for next summer aswell. Today alone he’s mentioned he’s had 3 pairs of uggs, 2 pairs of converse, the new balance, the Nikes. It’s just ridiculous.
If anyone is feeling bad watching people brag on instagram just remember non of it is real life. They do it for validation and attention. Mario does it in the hope Hinch will thrown him some crumbs and acknowledgment. He’ll look back and non of it will be worth it.
Let’s not forget aswell his new balance trainers he’s already put up for his holidays this year. And then saying today at least 2 pairs he’s had in December are for next summer aswell. Today alone he’s mentioned he’s had 3 pairs of uggs, 2 pairs of converse, the new balance, the Nikes. It’s just ridiculous.
If anyone is feeling bad watching people brag on instagram just remember non of it is real life. They do it for validation and attention. Mario does it in the hope Hinch will thrown him some crumbs and acknowledgment. He’ll look back and non of it will be worth it.
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His parents must be mortified.
Imagine having a 40 year old son who chooses to work part-time so he can choose to remain living in a dingy council flat?
I knows it’s a complex issue but I find it shocking that UK social housing is set up in such a way that two single able-bodied grown men with no dependents can stay in council housing forever.
Imagine having a 40 year old son who chooses to work part-time so he can choose to remain living in a dingy council flat?
I knows it’s a complex issue but I find it shocking that UK social housing is set up in such a way that two single able-bodied grown men with no dependents can stay in council housing forever.
Ah damn! I’m not sure I’d be able tae take the salt noo I’m wae baineWhere's the original salt soup recipe that @Babybail93 promised to make
Laters ma lovelies… just away tae buy masel a new jelly, never knew ah needed it till now
I know, like why flex over these bad boys? They are aesthetically putrid and so forth.
Has he got the boiler boxed in yet? Can’t imagine buying so many pairs of trainers to put away for months on end- just buy them in the summer if you don’t want to use them til then. He is “utterly” deranged. 
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I love it when the captions don’t understand him because he can’t speak properly
Not going to show everything because he doesn’t want to show off how much he got for xmas yet continues to brag about how much he got… bleep!
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