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Ahhhh duck it. I will say it. Someone has to.
bleep.
The only first class he will ever have.
Apologies huns. I was pissed and crabbit. I need hospice care and one of Maz's special drinks to revive me with fresh, frozen raspberries. Not moving off my sofa today. Top troll tip. Fool me Once on Netflix is banging. I am going to watch it again.
Have a great weekend y'all.
What happened with they twa? My 12 hour shifts not on that app are making me fall behind
Never apologise for shining you power hen.
It sums him up perfectly also.
Have watched the first 4.
That Irish bloke
.Nae way will Marion be able to follow the story.
Thick bastard also.
Aww bless taking photos of the nice bought hooses on his walk up to Glasgow Rd to get the bus
The feedback on your Lanzarote hotel isn’t utterly good, Mario.
Still, sounds better than the Paisley Pit.
Still, sounds better than the Paisley Pit.
Our Marion is used to living in shitholes so he’ll be mop kicking all over the place. So aye.
He’ll be able to buy his favourite Spanish cleaning spray and sort that mess utterly out also
Ok ya Muppet if yer feet urr freezing why no pit oan wan of your hunner pairs of furry bits? Munter
Wait until he gets out there and see how much cheaper they are (€1 1L) and see he’s been ripped off by that small Spanish shop on that app that isnae his job. He will be raging he can’t bulk buy them and bring them home like he does with zoflora. I remember once he posted 20 bottles of that. I’ve brought a couple back of Spanish products baby talc so perfectly safe.
Putting someone’s home online? Think I’ll go outside Marion FLAT post a pic here of the shite hole he lives in while he is out and caption if your feeling tit just come here makes you feel 10000x better.
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Yeah the timberlands, uggs, snow boots, Chelsea boots, bet he is wearing his wee daft bespoke Nike trainers.
Of course it’s not even 2 weeks after Christmas and his Christmas money like the teenage girl he is is burning a hole in his pocket 
utter fool and so forth. So aye
utter fool and so forth. So ayeHearing a man in his 40s say about spending his Christmas money gives me the ick. Husband is 45 and if he said he was going out to spend his Christmas money like that I’d mop kick him out the house.Of course it’s not even 2 weeks after Christmas and his Christmas moneylike the teenage girl he isis burning a hole in his pocket
Why is a 40 year old man being given money for Christmas? At that age if you can't think what to buy someone give them a pair of socks ffs. Him and Deek are like two kids off to spend their pocket money. A few years ago my husband gave me money for Christmas, I bought the new coat I wanted but like duck did I make a social media post out of it.
And a nice lunch , soup and toastie from M&S incoming ma lovelies IYKYK 
Going to spend his Christmas money. Is he 12?
Off to catch the bus and spend his Christmas money like a wee teenage girl. What a pair of weirdos. I did that sort of thing with my mates when I was an actual teenager!
And if you’ve been given money for Christmas as a grown human adult, wouldn’t you just save it until there was something bigger you wanted to buy to make it a bit cheaper for yourself? My work gave me £200 Amazon vouchers for my Christmas present so I just got some AirPod Pro’s so they only really cost me like £50 or something. Is his compulsion to spend money on random tit just that strong he needs to rush out and spend it on the first thing he sees?
And if you’ve been given money for Christmas as a grown human adult, wouldn’t you just save it until there was something bigger you wanted to buy to make it a bit cheaper for yourself? My work gave me £200 Amazon vouchers for my Christmas present so I just got some AirPod Pro’s so they only really cost me like £50 or something. Is his compulsion to spend money on random tit just that strong he needs to rush out and spend it on the first thing he sees?
I was waiting for the Christmas money comments since Christmas
I’m in ma 30’s and got ma Christmas money burning a hole in ma pockets the noo and wud rather have that fur Christmas than Marions wax melts
I’m in ma 30’s and got ma Christmas money burning a hole in ma pockets the noo and wud rather have that fur Christmas than Marions wax melts
I did get Christmas money this year but I asked for cash to put towards an Ooni pizza oven (£££). I'm going to set up a wee pizza stayshun in my garden. Smell the wealth Mario ya little witch.
Bar fights and cockroaches will make Beak and Deek feel right at haim. Love this for them
And so it begins, moan moan moan.
He never has anything positive to say.
He never has anything positive to say.
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