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Not just a crush. He utterly has a crush. Why the duck is he always using “utterly” where it doesn’t belong? Such a freak.I have actually got the dry boak, the thought of a 40yr old man sitting in his bedsit crushing over celebs is giving me the ick. He is one creepy, weird little fucker. Nae debates! Ma page ma rules capeeeeesh
It’s the I have a confession I have a crush. The hairs on my neck are up
Hard of English hen
He speaks New York in America ma lovelie.
#factualI have actually got the dry boak, the thought of a 40yr old man sitting in his bedsit crushing over celebs is giving me the ick. He is one creepy, weird little fucker. Nae debates! Ma page ma rules capeeeeesh
It’s the I have a confession I have a crush. The hairs on my neck are up
Fook off with ya man.
So I assume on a break, he went to his IG, replied to a DM, and posted, or he was back hame after 3 hoors of working.
Stalker vibes.
So I assume on a break, he went to his IG, replied to a DM, and posted, or he was back hame after 3 hoors of working.
Stalker vibes.
If there were ever a quiz show with one of the questions being '' who is the biggest weirdo on the planet?''
my answer would be fat Martin from the Paisley penthouse.
Factual.
New York in America
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xoxoxo
my answer would be fat Martin from the Paisley penthouse.
Factual.
New York in America
Also
xoxoxo
Describing words for Mario McKnight
Bald
Creepy
Asexual
Bitter
Fat
Jealous
Irritating
Resentful
Indebted
Spiteful
Ugly
Arrogant
Selfish
Lazy
Also
Bald
Creepy
Asexual
Bitter
Fat
Jealous
Irritating
Resentful
Indebted
Spiteful
Ugly
Arrogant
Selfish
Lazy
Also
Hoarder of shite
Terrible taste in Xmas deccies
Holds cats and Deeks hostage
Eater of poo looking food
Sorry i failed the assignment of one word answers
Terrible taste in Xmas deccies
Holds cats and Deeks hostage
Eater of poo looking food
Sorry i failed the assignment of one word answers
Mrs. Hinch is a virus troll. Pass it on.
He’s only promised Mrs Hinch he’ll do a reel so he can tag her in it with a “just like you asked Soph” and make it look like they’re besties for the resties. The fat sloth.
UTTERLY ENJOYING? What even is that!?
He's a twit of the highest order
Soph must be desperate noo her bestie Trolloman turned out to not be a real pal #shockhorror
Remember Mazda, she came aw the way tae Glasgow and didn't tell you or see you. Yet she went to Greedychops book launch where you met her for the first time. Second time you had to pay to meet her.
She wants a Mario reel to make her life feel better since the fat dug Andsome's shower room is bigger than the bedsit.
Aww hen, stick that woodlouse coat and the personalised dunks ontae this and youse will never ken it’s not a real photie oaf oor MAs!
She’s a millionaire who only sent him flowers for his 40th birthday. Nothing else, and yet they’re such good mates apparently. No trip up to see him and go for lunch or dinner or anything. All of which she could’ve done easily. She is not his friend. He’s so deluded not to see it.Soph must be desperate noo her bestie Trolloman turned out to not be a real pal #shockhorror
Remember Mazda, she came aw the way tae Glasgow and didn't tell you or see you. Yet she went to Greedychops book launch where you met her for the first time. Second time you had to pay to meet her.
She wants a Mario reel to make her life feel better since the fat dug Andsome's shower room is bigger than the bedsit.
The criss and colouring in books fae Chav Rendall wur the highlight fur me, ah still laugh when I remember. They were worth their gold in weight and nae debates
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