Cleaning With Mario #115 Swarovski Lifestyle ~ Spumante Budget

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mammaof3

mammaof3

The silly bastard put doon a crap year to him washing on NY day.

You can't make this up. >eyeroll<

The reason why naybody does any washings on New Year's Day is that they are too hungover to work oot how to work the washings machine.

That's my excuse anyway, we shall leave it at that.


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Bubbledoggyyeah

Bubbledoggyyeah

I’d love to see what the ‘worst year of his life’ looked like compared to all the tragic years I’ve seen Mario live so far. If my 2023 looked anything like his, it’d go down as one of my worst too. So aye.
 
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Nickynackynoo82

Happy new year ma hens xx
Babybail what lovely news ma lovelie, noo u can have a real nativity scene in September wae a wee baby Jesus and huv Mabel greeting intae his purple leggings that he didnae think ae it first and he’ll no be king of Crissmas
 
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AllieBee

AllieBee

Why is the stupid little head nervous about going on holiday ffs? He is such an absolute moron. And what happened to being off the app for a few weeks, can he not count? Ah no I forgot he's innumerate as well as completely illiterate. And I don't want to know about him spreading Derek tmi
 
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twilightgarden

twilightgarden

I’m calling it. He’ll be too ✨ anxious* ✨ and cannae leave his safe space so Lanza will be cancelled.

*Couldn’t keep up the klarna payments.
 
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Babybail93

Babybail93

Just proves that the greasy little bleep has never been abroad in his life before, despite his numerous lies about going to Ibiza. *take maaaaayyyy baaaaacccckkkkk*
 
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Caw1982

Caw1982

It makes me want to rip off my tits. Why do all these Instacunts pretend they have MH and anxiety. Everyone of them.
But perfectly happy to record themselves talking shite for hours on end, sharing every boring detail of their lives.
Scared to go on holiday is a whole new ick. I feel bad for Deek, I don’t get why a anyone would hook up with such a flacid pussy of a man (and that’s before we talk about the lilac leggings) 😂
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Aye your wings winna be the only thing you’re spreading, eh Mario
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His bingo wings.
 
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Icantwiththesepeople

Icantwiththesepeople

How can a grown arse adult be nervous about going on a week long package holiday? Is he picturing himself as Kevin McCallister getting on the wrong bloody flight or something? What a total moron.
 
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SuzyE

SuzyE

gilly31 said:
and looking forward to spreading his wings and derek! do we really need to hear about him spreading derek?
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I giggled when l saw what he put about spreading Derek. Ugh the thought of seeing that 🥴
 
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honey&lemon

honey&lemon

Caw1982 said:
It makes me want to rip off my tits. Why do all these Instacunts pretend they have MH and anxiety. Everyone of them.
But perfectly happy to record themselves talking shite for hours on end, sharing every boring detail of their lives.
Scared to go on holiday is a whole new ick. I feel bad for Deek, I don’t get why a anyone would hook up with such a flacid pussy of a man (and that’s before we talk about the lilac leggings) 😂
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His bingo wings.
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please can we build in spreading his bingo wings to the next thread title pleaseeeee 🙏🙏
 
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