That was the day he made his Marion Luther King “spades of autism” speech on Hinches post. You didnae know but now you’ve got tae know my lovely, so aye.
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He commented on wonky jaw maw's post this morning aswell.
Congratulations @Ratgrrl hen, blow the dust aff ur best Swarovski glass and get the Asti on chill, also 
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Parking my fat arse here the noo, while I catch up.
Aha thank you IGTK! Funny I didn't think of him buying bots even though his best mate Hinch does it all the time. Must be poor if he can only afford 100, that's cheaper than a Wetherspoons brekkie!
@Ratgrrl well done oan the new joab. Hope your hours are 9am - 9:30am Mondays only, also.
Hope youse aw had a lovely Christmas, I was stuck with my brother aka the Marion of the family. He cuckood his way intae my hoose, ma wains were fumming, texting me, ordering me to launch him oot. Obviously I couldn't, but I'm dreading next year, can't be having the wains ganging up oan me again, calling me a double face. So aye. Lived on takeaways, chocolate and beige buffet since boxing day, don't know how Maz does it, I feel like krystals camel hoof. Fat, swollen and puffy, also.
Hope youse aw had a lovely Christmas, I was stuck with my brother aka the Marion of the family. He cuckood his way intae my hoose, ma wains were fumming, texting me, ordering me to launch him oot. Obviously I couldn't, but I'm dreading next year, can't be having the wains ganging up oan me again, calling me a double face. So aye. Lived on takeaways, chocolate and beige buffet since boxing day, don't know how Maz does it, I feel like krystals camel hoof. Fat, swollen and puffy, also.
I misread this at first and thought Marion had 20 of his family in his shed for Christmas dinner and never thought he be able to do it… me too Marion me too. Then I was like what big surprise then I was gutted it was SS thought we were on to some good gossip there. No more Baileys for me ma Kerry Katrina’s are playing up.
Ffs Sue, clearly that is a Marion Mcknight which has migrated far fae Paisley, the day.
You didn't know, but you got tae know.
You didn't know, but you got tae know.
@hopethishelpsallthebest I sincerely hope you’re on the New Years honours list fae services to bespoke artwork. Ye truly deserve it hen, ye bring us tattle bastards hours and hours of pyoor hilarity and are worth triple your gold in weight. 
’s spine bright also and etc
’s spine bright also and etc
Shite rug, shite couch, shite house flat
Why is he playing Auld Lang Syne on the 30th of December? 
That cardboard box shaped sofa just gets me laughing every time I see it 
It looks so bloody uncomfortable.
The rug looks like the £20 one I bought for my daughter’s uni room
. Cheap cheap cheap!
It looks so bloody uncomfortable.
The rug looks like the £20 one I bought for my daughter’s uni room
. Cheap cheap cheap!
Add warmth? I thought the flairs weren't cold 
Giblets for brains so aye
Giblets for brains so aye
Hope rayn uses the rug as a litter box 
Still in her rats nest where she belongs, also.
3 days after Christmas the King of Christmas takes his tree down what an absolute miserable sod! 3 days?? The rug looks like something they all going mad for on Tik tok shop.
There is nothing warm about that flat, all grey cool tones.. cold not many photos about, nothing inviting about it.
Even the wall art with colours looks stupid in there. What even is that??
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To add how sad 3 days after Christmas he’s had time to take his tree down, no out visiting family? Friends over? No? Bet Deed Deek would keep it up if he could but what Marion wants Marion always gets.
So him being MIA it was actually getting his FLAT back to normal.
You’re not the King of Christmas.
Someone said SS or Mrs.H had done a post and he would follow.. you were right, anything they do Marion tries to do better.
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Sipping out Swarovski champagne flute glasses while your the handle looks this beside you, nice job of hiding the loose wire behind the mirror.
There is nothing warm about that flat, all grey cool tones.. cold not many photos about, nothing inviting about it.
Even the wall art with colours looks stupid in there. What even is that??
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To add how sad 3 days after Christmas he’s had time to take his tree down, no out visiting family? Friends over? No? Bet Deed Deek would keep it up if he could but what Marion wants Marion always gets.
So him being MIA it was actually getting his FLAT back to normal.
You’re not the King of Christmas.
Someone said SS or Mrs.H had done a post and he would follow.. you were right, anything they do Marion tries to do better.
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Sipping out Swarovski champagne flute glasses while your the handle looks this beside you, nice job of hiding the loose wire behind the mirror.
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Genius!!
So he's back then, back with boring new colours and a rug that looks threadbare
Mario, you really need to stop lying mate. It's bad enough lying about day to day things in your life, but lying about products being low on someone's company is definitely not professional.
BTW, you've only been gone a few days, not weeks, so there's another lie
Ah really um the masculine Beaky, ah took doon decorations yesterday. Ma tress is still up as girl child wanted it to stay and agreed she wud take it down and pack it away oan the 2nd. Ah also bought new baubles fur next year in the sale. 
Unlike Beaky nae new theme fur next year though, and ma sofa isn't cardboard boxes. #factual
Unlike Beaky nae new theme fur next year though, and ma sofa isn't cardboard boxes. #factual- Status