It was the "My own recipe" that got me. Yeah, l bet that took some thought and planning you creepy freak 
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Where do they eat Mario’s slop? sat with it balancing on their knees? Or stood up at the counter? 
His own recipe. Frozen sausage and a packet mix.
Ok hen, I’ll suggest it in February then, when Martins spring beginsToo many's oan this app and nae debates!
Try suggesting it in Spring when Martin starts planning his autumn tea stashun ma lovelie, ah'll be chanting youse fae the rooftoaps
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I would have mushy brussel sprouts with any dinner, so I can't really comment oan chef Martin Beige
That bespoke clicking action
He looks like a traveller dancing to Shakin’ Stevens at a gypsy wedding. Also.
How does he manage to make every meal look the same ?! All completely un-appetising !
Don’t forget the three containers of table salt hen x
You lovelei lot never fail to cheer me up on this thread.
I got turned down for a promotion I'd worked hard all year for (in ma job that's ma job) and I'm just gutted as we're trying hard to save for our own bespoke front and back doors.
It's hard to feel sorry fer yerself though when you compare your life to our Marion's and thon slop for dinner!
I got turned down for a promotion I'd worked hard all year for (in ma job that's ma job) and I'm just gutted as we're trying hard to save for our own bespoke front and back doors.
It's hard to feel sorry fer yerself though when you compare your life to our Marion's and thon slop for dinner!
Your boss is a wee Pillock, Hen.
We’re all chanting you on fe the rooftops.
Am sick of this bastard tree and we ain't even seen it yet
FFS! Stewed sausage and onions was a thing when I was wee but no like that! The fat oan that will trigger his bespoke IBS ma lovelies.
It looks minging and nae fresh veg going oan there.
Whit's wie the man boobs and camel toe oan his pic wie hanging jaw?
It looks minging and nae fresh veg going oan there.
Whit's wie the man boobs and camel toe oan his pic wie hanging jaw?
I can get a mortgage just lit that *snaps strangler fingers*
It’s fresh from the freezer, just like his fresh raspberries and they’re worth their gold in weight. IYKYK
New York in America, also.
He’s been crafting he really thinks he’s Stacey Solomon at this point hens also
he really thinks he’s Stacey Solomon at this point hens also
What in the Jimmy Saville is this, also?
I tap my way through his stories because l really hate the Grinch, but wooooo he's been crafting, and people want him to have an order book for what probably took 20 minutes to make 
Mario asked for thoughts on it?...lt's feckin horrible
Mario asked for thoughts on it?...lt's feckin horrible
"Crafting" - sticking a grinch face and a ribbon on a bought wreath. Calm doon Kirstie Allsopp.
He basically stuck a cardboard grinch on it and calls it “crafting”He’s been crafting
All I can see is him squinting trying to pritt stick that Grinch cut out onto a Poundland wreath
Been awol a few days living ma best life at ma fuhl time joab.. came back to this mornings crafting session what an eyesore… if that’s crafting I’m doing something wrong 
what an eyesore… if that’s crafting I’m doing something wrong - Status