Thanks tae oor wee baby gurul @Ferguson wae a whopping 65 likes fae this week’s bespoke title. Also
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Steaming right in here with a bespoke thread suggestion hens
“Christmas time, miseltoe and WHINE “
“Christmas time, miseltoe and WHINE “
Well done on the new thread title @Ferguson Am chanting you on fae the rooftops, hen.
I’m sitting in the hairdressers. Nathan Scissorhands couldn’t take me, so my fabulous Greek colourist has fit me in.
Going to make ma own bespoke Beaky advent calendar and start reading from thread no. 1.
Spine bright.
New York in America also. The noo.
I’m sitting in the hairdressers. Nathan Scissorhands couldn’t take me, so my fabulous Greek colourist has fit me in.
Going to make ma own bespoke Beaky advent calendar and start reading from thread no. 1.
Spine bright.
New York in America also. The noo.
I think he's hud an actual mental breakdown, there can be nae ither reason fer this level o cuntyness. He seriously thinks he's a VIP of some kind. Gie yer heid a shoogle, yer a naebdy. Also and so forth.
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Tae be honest hen, ah wiz hoping fur an autumn wan ...Auld Madge noo runs awaySteaming right in here with a bespoke thread suggestion hens
“Christmas time, miseltoe and WHINE “
That big bauble is nice… either side of a fireplace or on a community Christmas tree not planked on top of a living room table.
He’s actually broke his bank account to get everything and anything with grinch just for this year? What a fool he is.
Well done @Ferguson for the thread title, earth and soul you are, shine all your colours, tons love
He’s actually broke his bank account to get everything and anything with grinch just for this year? What a fool he is.
Well done @Ferguson for the thread title, earth and soul you are, shine all your colours, tons love
He’s already bleeping arrived from what I can see. head.
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I said it was his own recipe.
Hi Mario.
and who the fook has wedges with boiled veggies?
Hi Mario.
and who the fook has wedges with boiled veggies?
Madge hen, next Autumn I will once again suggest it, for it not to win…once againTae be honest hen, ah wiz hoping fur an autumn wan ...Auld Madge noo runs away
Jesus that veg looked boiled to fuckery. Another disgusting meal by MarioI said it was his own recipe.
Hi Mario.
and who the fook has wedges with boiled veggies?
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Imagine having to specify “fresh” veg? Shows the shite he eats. The portions are huuuuge. Like his forehead.
The reason all of his slow cooker creations look the same is that they are. Basically cheap meat with onions and Bisto.
The reason all of his slow cooker creations look the same is that they are. Basically cheap meat with onions and Bisto.
His ain recipe….?? 
Me thinks the lavvy will be getting a pounding the night.
Me thinks the lavvy will be getting a pounding the night.
That cocktail was not made for him because making cocktails and that sort of thing is reserved for people to actively take part and enjoy life. Not people who experience life passively through a phone screen. All he’s doing is living through other peoples experiences without every actually doing anything himself. Wasn’t this supposed to be the year of adventure? What’s he done?? One trip to London and a trip to Edinburgh? Did I miss anything??
Fresh veg my arse. It looks exactly like the bags of frozen veg. Anyway it's been boiled to mush so it doesn't really matter whether it was fresh or not, all the nutrients will have been boiled out of it. And why even boil it, either steam it or roast it ffs
Too manyMadge hen, next Autumn I will once again suggest it, for it not to win…once again
's oan this app and nae debates!Try suggesting it in Spring when Martin starts planning his autumn tea stashun ma lovelie, ah'll be chanting youse fae the rooftoaps
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I would have mushy brussel sprouts with any dinner, so I can't really comment oan chef Martin BeigeI said it was his own recipe.
Hi Mario.
and who the fook has wedges with boiled veggies?
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I actually canny believe he has confidently put footage of that plate of unidentified items that he calls “dinner” onto his socials. 
I completely understand the concept of “looks like shite but tastes awrite” because ma dinner presentation skills aren’t always amazing, (mine at least still looks like edible food) but you wouldny catch me plastering it ontae ma stories for others to see
I completely understand the concept of “looks like shite but tastes awrite” because ma dinner presentation skills aren’t always amazing, (mine at least still looks like edible food) but you wouldny catch me plastering it ontae ma stories for others to see
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Chanting you on fae the rooftops @Ferguson! Hold yer power! Spine bright! This your dayn of dawn and so aye and so forth!
A brand new shiny thread just in time for oor Mariahion to unveil his Christmas wankery!
Early thread title but: Bespokely breaking bogs and bank accounts in the scent Crissmas!
A brand new shiny thread just in time for oor Mariahion to unveil his Christmas wankery!
Early thread title but: Bespokely breaking bogs and bank accounts in the scent Crissmas!
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