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Excuse youse hen, he's goat Rayn the wean #capeeesh
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So within an hoa and a half he purchased a £350 advent box.
Timer set for 1st Dec to see if he really did buy it. twit.
Timer set for 1st Dec to see if he really did buy it. twit.
He’s going to hate the Jo Malone calendar.
(With apologies to @Babybail93 who I chant fae the rooftops but her passion for the JM advent calendar is no ma passion)
The products are tiiiiny. Handy for perfume when you want to add to a handbag, but he’ll lose them if he swings his B&M bag for life.
The candles are also very smell and won’t be big enough to show up in photos amongst all his clutter.
£350 spaffed up the wall, and he’ll be paying for it until 2024.
(With apologies to @Babybail93 who I chant fae the rooftops but her passion for the JM advent calendar is no ma passion)
The products are tiiiiny. Handy for perfume when you want to add to a handbag, but he’ll lose them if he swings his B&M bag for life.
The candles are also very smell and won’t be big enough to show up in photos amongst all his clutter.
£350 spaffed up the wall, and he’ll be paying for it until 2024.
My mind is absolutely blown that he's gone and bought that pointless advent calendar when that money could have been put towards the holiday next year (that Deek is no doubt footing the bill for) or actually putting his hands in his pocket to take Deek away for once. If I was Deek I would be showing him the door. Vile creature only thinks about himself and never seems to put his other half or their relationship first. I want this. I deserve this. Me, me, me. The same bloke who went on a tirade because Deek had the audacity to use the fancy handwash he saves for guests (what guests though??). And then he'll spend all Christmas posting TikToks of festive scenes in New York or Lapland wishing he was there. Which (if he actually has as much disposable income as he seems to think he has) wouldn't be out of reach at all with a little bit of saving. He's got such weird priorities in life. My other half could absolutely buy me the Jo Malone advent calendar if I asked for it, but I'd rather we use our money to make memories that will last a lifetime. Holidays, lovely dinners in town, theatre trips, concerts, days out with the kiddo. That sort of thing. When I'm laying on my deathbed I'll be able to look back on a life filled with happy memories, adventures and amazing new experiences. I couldn't imagine looking back on a life where the only thing I'd really managed to achieve is crippling debt and zero motivation to really do anything with the time I have.
I am baffled by him the more I see and read. I vaguely remember when he got “his” new kitchen as if he paid for it. That’s the way HA property is so I’m not arsed, it’s more the pretending like he did it (they all look fairly similar as well). I have a HA property after fleeing DV and am using my time to save for a mortgage So someone else has the opportunity to feel safe again (this isn’t me doing a Mario-fake-racist-superhero-sob-story, just more for context as to why I’m so baffled). Why hasn’t he at least bought it? Why spend so much much money on shite? Like that bloody velvatiser that has never seen the light of day again. His sofa is the worst I’ve ever seen. They must sit bolt up right on that thing.
Why is he so smug and self righteous when he speaks? Am I missing something?
He’s just a chav who lives in a glittered skip.
Why is he so smug and self righteous when he speaks? Am I missing something?
He’s just a chav who lives in a glittered skip.
Actually shocked by this. What an absolute plank he is, as is Deek for putting up with it. Aldi did a candle advent calendar last year £25. That's Mario's actual level, but then he couldn't boast, which is all he's doing it for. Family need to do an intervention, he needs help.
Imagine you work in the Jo Malone warehouse and have to put the address on that parcel. Should come with a warning label - Junkies may attempt to steal and the delivery man will have to walk up 2380428 flights of stairs whilst avoiding piss/needles.
Has anyone ever played that plant vs zombie game? Thats what I imagine it must be like trying to get into Beirut towers - the junkies coming at you outside the shithole like zombies in the night.
new york in america.
also xxxxxxxx
Has anyone ever played that plant vs zombie game? Thats what I imagine it must be like trying to get into Beirut towers - the junkies coming at you outside the shithole like zombies in the night.
new york in america.
also xxxxxxxx
Welcome Ma lovely! You’ve pretty much got the measure of him already. So aye. Also
I just can't with him anymore. He so full of his own self importance, he actually believes himself to be a celebrity, and it's getting worse. What the duck is he trying to prove? He's supposed to be a "cleaning account" yet does no cleaning, all he does is spaff money about that I'm fairly sure he doesn't have to impress who? I actually think he's got some kind of mental illness and he needs help. He's really winding me up right now. He works hard and deserves these things? On what bleeping planet is he on? He's the opposite of hard working. I'm assuming he's getting benefits as well, and if so I really hope the benefits agency take a long hard look at this bleep, maybe they'd be interested to know he can afford £350 Advent boxes, or high end appliances, or numerous expensive scents and make up, designer trainers etc so they at least know their money is well spent! Self centered entitled little prick. Are his followers that thick that they think he can afford this lifestyle on his maybe 20 hours a week cleaning joab?
Personally I would rather spend money on my BOUGHT home, socialising with my friends and going on holiday. An advent calendar full of shite is not really high on my treatit list and I would consider it as “life it living”.
Problem with that calendar is he's gonna hate half the stuff! But no doubt we will be treatit to the daily opening. Him sniffing stuff with his massive snozz whining about how cute it is, how he loves loves loves it, how incredible it is. Get over yourself Maz. I could afford to buy myself that, if I wanted. And paying for it outright not with Klarna. But I'm not going to, because mostly those calendars are way overpriced for the contents inside them. A waste of money.
Derek's hoose before Mavis moved in .
In Mario's defence, he will be able tae look back at his Jo Malone advent calendar when he's oan his deathbed. Literally it will be right next tae him - unopened and covered in 30 years worth of dust. Just like the rest of his out of date beauty products. It's a pyoor investment, also.
Well, this is apparently the contents, so spoilt it for you Mario.
I did buy in 2022 their advent box which was the same price as JM, but it was a treat to myself, as 2022 was a very crap year with 4 deaths in the family, so my reasoning was every day, opening up a box I would remember them.
Never again because it was not worth the money.
- Ginger Biscuit 9ml
- White Moss & Snowdrop 9ml
- Orange Bitters Travel Candle
- Scarlet Poppy 9ml
- Wild Bluebell Body Mist 30ml
- Orange Bitters 9ml
- English Pear & Freesia 9ml
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt Hand Cream 30ml
- Cypress & Grapevine 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede 9ml
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt Body & Hand Wash 50ml
- Velvet Rose & Oud 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede 9ml
- Grapefruit Body & Hand Wash 50ml
- Wild Bluebell 9ml
- Myrrh & Tonka 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede Lotion 50ml
- Silver Birch & Lavender 9ml
- English Pear & Freesia Body Crème 50ml
- Nectarine Blossom & Honey 9ml
- Lime Basil & Mandarin Exfoliating Shower Gel 30ml
- Oud & Bergamot 9ml
- Blackberry & Bay Hand Cream 30ml
- Lime Basil & Mandarin Travel Candle
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt 30ml cologne
I did buy in 2022 their advent box which was the same price as JM, but it was a treat to myself, as 2022 was a very crap year with 4 deaths in the family, so my reasoning was every day, opening up a box I would remember them.
Never again because it was not worth the money.
Love itWell, this is apparently the contents, so spoilt it for you Mario.
I do like some of the Jo Malone products but prefer Diptyque.
- Ginger Biscuit 9ml
- White Moss & Snowdrop 9ml
- Orange Bitters Travel Candle
- Scarlet Poppy 9ml
- Wild Bluebell Body Mist 30ml
- Orange Bitters 9ml
- English Pear & Freesia 9ml
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt Hand Cream 30ml
- Cypress & Grapevine 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede 9ml
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt Body & Hand Wash 50ml
- Velvet Rose & Oud 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede 9ml
- Grapefruit Body & Hand Wash 50ml
- Wild Bluebell 9ml
- Myrrh & Tonka 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede Lotion 50ml
- Silver Birch & Lavender 9ml
- English Pear & Freesia Body Crème 50ml
- Nectarine Blossom & Honey 9ml
- Lime Basil & Mandarin Exfoliating Shower Gel 30ml
- Oud & Bergamot 9ml
- Blackberry & Bay Hand Cream 30ml
- Lime Basil & Mandarin Travel Candle
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt 30ml cologne
I did buy in 2022 their advent box which was the same price as JM, but it was a treat to myself, as 2022 was a very crap year with 4 deaths in the family, so my reasoning was every day, opening up a box I would remember them.
Never again because it was not worth the money.
Hope he sees this
Up yours moaning Marie
Teeny travel candle in it
You can buy the massive one for £300 know which I’d prefer
I've fallen over running here. I am bleeping afronted. Who the duck does he think he is? Probably upto his neck in debt and behind with his leccy bill yet balling around like hes on 6 figures. I reckon he sold that romanian womans body parts yesterday to be able to afford that.
I'm selling Mr Big Mouths Jaguar as we speak so I can have one.
I'm selling Mr Big Mouths Jaguar as we speak so I can have one.
Looked better here. It was cosy and can imagine someone relaxing here. Not in that cold cube he has created
You can really see just how small the living room is here, without Mario’s stupid angles pretending it is cavernous
I’m only referring to him as Mavis from now on!!
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