Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

What the hell was that this morning sprawled across the bed?
Lip syncing the wrong words to the part of the song how cringe.
He’s looked out Christmas tat just for this reel to then have put away to being back out next week. Actually get a life what a muppet. New Christmas pjs for the reel also.

Am on my lunch break at my real job Marion I didn’t make the 11am announcement such a pity because that whole bed thing was a belter.
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That’s exactly what he does to get Deed Deek in to bed look Deeerrreeek want ma ape arse lips roon your wee mushroom. In the moany Marion voice but.

 

[Pinkerton Smythe]

Can anyone explain what it actually smells like?

At a guess, Toilet Duck.

 

[Macmama]

Naw, am away hens

 

[mrsbucket]

Lmao she's going to be pyoor raging.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Ffs, just when we think he can't look any worse in his adverts
I wonder how many takes he did until he was happy.

Mario, you're still an ugly man child mate, as well as embarrassing

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The size of that bleeping heed and no a single original thought inside it. Wow.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Can someone please come and pick my jaw up off the floor because nothing, I mean nothing could have prepared me for the final shot of him sprawled out on his bed.

Especially when the lip sync was out of time

 

[SuzyE]

something else he’s built from the ground up…wax melt discs….astounding

And even funnier when it's not his company and not able to reap the profits from them
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Lmao she's going to be pyoor raging.

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Omg, to be in the same room as him when he sees it

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Lmao she's going to be pyoor raging.

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Am clutching ma beak hahaha

 

[AllieBee]

Lmao she's going to be pyoor raging.

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Absolutely howling!

 

[peachy-keen]

Well if this doesn’t scream Marion

 

[Babybail93]

I was NOT prepared fae that reel the smoke started me off, then the Parkinson’s shake wae the dropper bottle and THEN the bleeping pose on the bed wae her gunt hanging doon! Stop it!!

 

[geezabreak]

Ffs, just when we think he can't look any worse in his adverts
I wonder how many takes he did until he was happy.

Mario, you're still an ugly man child mate, as well as embarrassing

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Whit is this fuckery? His heid is 3 sizes too big fer his boady? He needs tae either learn hoo tae use filters or ditch them completely, either that or he's some kinda supernatural shape shifter. Never seen onythin like this pile o shite, am embarrassed fer him. Also factual.

 

[Babybail93]

Also, is its nose starting to sag with age? I swear it never used to droop like it does the noo. It’s always been massive, but now it’s starting to look positively phallic!

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Nothing says Christmas like a dark blue bow
And nothing angers me more than #my brand, no it’s not and I hope Ava May sues you, you illiterate, potato headed freak

 

[GiftedNotFree]

WHY DOES HIS BODY LOOK SO SMALL!? We know he’s a lump so what in the shape shifting is going on there!!! Omfg. Nothing could have prepared me for that visual — big tomato heid, crispy cat bumhole lips, honkin pyjamas, literal children’s bedding? THAT HAIR! I cannot with him. He’s a parody. A fake person. Also

 

[Babybail93]

Is this a comb over/forward?

 

[xxDimplesxx]

Why would anyone buy stuff that smells without actually smelling it?? I spent age’s yesterday in Tkmaxx trying to find my Christmas candles and even the one I had last year smells different this year so I didn’t get it!! So I just don’t get it!

 

[jolene89]

It’s the hands shaking like a shitting dog for me

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Whit the hell!! He looks creepy as fck….like one of those men that like being an adult baby and wear oversize nappies
Anyhoo oor Marion is also no gonna be happy that Katie has a story in the Glasgow Live and he gets a fleeting mention

Glasgow teen with cerebral palsy made own wax melt for cause close to her heart

16-year-old Katie Steel who lives with Cerebral Palsy, has created a unique wax melt alongside entrepreneur and Instagram influencer, Hannah Chapman and said "her disability helped her do something so amazing".

www.glasgowlive.co.uk

 

[Madge2022]

Whit the hell!! He looks creepy as fck….like one of those men that like being an adult baby and wear oversize nappies
Anyhoo oor Marion is also no gonna be happy that Katie has a story in the Glasgow Live and he gets a fleeting mention

Glasgow teen with cerebral palsy made own wax melt for cause close to her heart

16-year-old Katie Steel who lives with Cerebral Palsy, has created a unique wax melt alongside entrepreneur and Instagram influencer, Hannah Chapman and said "her disability helped her do something so amazing".

www.glasgowlive.co.uk

Mebbes that's why Hannah gies Martin his ain melts cos oaf his disabilities #sunflowerlanyard