Never in my life have I had what is so clearly frozen chips and veg in a “restaurant” but I guess av just no reached my “peak of age”Someone wrote about about Mario having a baby bath in the sink and I am HOWLINGmy other half despairs
Weathers breakfast followed by Aldi chips and frozen veg meal out. He’s a real Jo Malone kinda guy isn’t he.
And mould from the damp “panelling”I wonder who the lucky recipients of the £5 tubs of chocolate will be? Lucky things to get them after they’ve been sat next to a radiator for 3 months
Bet the greedy fat fuck is tucking into them all right nowAnd mould from the damp “panelling”
Ma Christmas presents don’t fill any bags coz I pay to take ma pals and family away for a weekend or a holiday. Smell the wealth, a know. Would rather pay for memories to share than shite that goes in the bin or tae the local school fete.Karma on his assimagine your Christmas shopping fitting in 3 bags, what a sin. Proof of just how small his social circle is. You reap what you sow Doll, all the chanting the instahuns on for nothing, not a genuine friendship between the lot of them.
Absolutely no sympathy, he's as rotten as his halitosis. Wee Deek is clearly a sandwich short of a picnic, no one right in the heid would put up with him.
He's the biggest fun sponge ever, sucks all the excitement out of absolutely everything
Awww Marlon, yi shouldny huv. Jist whit av always waaantidDae youse think he wraps up the quality street, and every year the same people get them and huv tae act aw surprised and delighted when they open the present up?
am smellin that wealth up my humoungus beak. Flashy git you eh. Am jist happy in ma wee flat, cosy nights in wi ma bairn cat and ma bummin pal in the bummin fortMa Christmas presents don’t fill any bags coz I pay to take ma pals and family away for a weekend or a holiday. Smell the wealth, a know. Would rather pay for memories to share than shite that goes in the bin or tae the local school fete.
The melted and resolidified chocolate. The boxes mouldy and covered in cat hair. #boujeeDae youse think he wraps up the quality street, and every year the same people get them and huv tae act aw surprised and delighted when they open the present up?
Absolutely agree, memories are everythingMa Christmas presents don’t fill any bags coz I pay to take ma pals and family away for a weekend or a holiday. Smell the wealth, a know. Would rather pay for memories to share than shite that goes in the bin or tae the local school fete.
A wee bougee trip tae Blackpool fur youse hen? Paid by klarna.Insteed o buyin that Jo Molane calendar he should be supportin his 'business partner' and buyin the ava may wan, but naw it's no quite showy enough for the gram even though he disny care whit folk think o him, he's a sleekit wee fucker, nae debates.
Well maloveliesbeauts am away the day tae anither country but canny say where or for how long, (clue -nae duty free an nae sun) cos ye ken, compromised security an aw that, but a will still be chantin youse oan fae the rooftaps. Happy 🧌ing also.
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A wee jurnee o Martin's best bits including him huvvin a kitchen sink bath
Eh naw, last time a was at Blackpool wiz aboot 20 yrs ago and that wid last me a lifetimeA wee bougee trip tae Blackpool fur youse hen? Paid by klarna.
Forget popcorn, ah've goat ma criss and joos ready fur theAww ma lovelies I sense there's trouble in Beirut Towers. This is the way he went when he fell oot wi Hinch and Katie's maw.
Nae coincidence that this weekend was when he was meant to be supporting Hannah wi her pop-up in the shopping centre. Miss Shopper is there and been raving aboot wee Katie's wax melts an how they've sold oot.
Marion 'launches' his new range and is nae where tae be seen
Buckle up Taytos we may be in fur a bumpy ride
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