Smell the wealth hen #nomaquoteHay Friday ma lovelies. Ah'm away tae pick up ma new car today, ah ken youse ur aw affronted ah'm wasting ma petty cash oan a car rather than stapuls fur a Grinch crissmas.
Here's a wee trip doon Halloween's of old in case Mr Crissmas officially announces crissmas season the morra.
Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals
Seems people's autumn themes this year are not all orange and crispy shitty leaves like he's done. They are a bit more fancy than that. I'll await the passive aggressive comments in a few weeks about other people's displays not being proper autumn ones cos they are not orange (hinches)tattle.life
Dinny forget tae stay in your ain Jo Molane driving hame, nae swearving tae avoid the McGills bus stuck at the stoap while folks racially harass auld ladies waiting fur St Mario tae come alang and gie them money fur a flight tae New York in America also
Tonsa love