So today its National Martin Day. Happy day Shartin' Martin. I won't be honouring you though, I'm telling you to duck off you illiterate moron.
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I’m having Deja vu hens what’s with the random cleaner post again? We had this few months back about how they deserve more pay etc yes they do not you Marion. Another couple weeks we will be back to the troll rants and that vile page.
I swear he keeps something else at side of the bed because he seems to wake up and go on these mad rants talking absolute no sense. Who actually has time to write posts like that on a Thursday morning? Apart from Marion because he only works 12-4pm. Also.
I swear he keeps something else at side of the bed because he seems to wake up and go on these mad rants talking absolute no sense. Who actually has time to write posts like that on a Thursday morning? Apart from Marion because he only works 12-4pm. Also.
Fucks sake. Rinse and repeat. Who has lit her tampon string about cleaners AGAIN?!
He must lie in bed and think how can I get more attention on myself. He needs to eat a dictionary!
Cringe at his latest stories about the frosted eucalyptus range. He even says life’s and not lives the thick bleep 
NGL lads, was bitterly disappointed there was no confetti canon this time. Howling that he’s got dishwasher tablets AGAIN!!
Klarnoween alsoKlarnvent, absolutely genius
Is that Deek’s whacky baccy blowing all over his jo malone calendar? Better be careful or he’ll get a right dressing down on camera again
Jo Molane 
even after Jo Malone is written on the box. What a Wally, also
even after Jo Malone is written on the box. What a Wally, also
His is the wish version.Jo Molane
I love how he showed himself using every product he was sent apart from the dishwasher tablets The advent has arrived and he’s going to take us on his advent journey??? Pure riveting.
Seriously Martin get a bleeping life. How sad can one person be. He’s getting on like he’s the only person in the whole of the world to get one of those advents. Fat weirdo
so unbelievably tragic.
New York in America.
hard of English
Also xoxoxo
Ma hens I was doing a wee beak clutch earlier thinking back to the time loads of us on here became convinced his name is actually Martin and he calls himself mario to be exotic. What a time.
I’m going to stay in ma own Jo Molane fram noo awn.
Jo bleeping MOLANE!
Stop it now, Maz
Stop it now, Maz
Winter smells is like spiced apple to me, so no way do l want my home smelling like a jar of Vick. I've no idea if it does, but the eucalyptus put me right off 
I think it was you wee hen. He’s been reading here and is in awe of how perfect you are, as am I ….also 🩷
Marion for the last bleeping time YOU DO NOT LIVE IN A HOUSE. Why are you so ashamed of your bedsit that you have to lie about it?Winter smells is like spiced apple to me, so no way do l want my home smelling like a jar of Vick. I've no idea if it does, but the eucalyptus put me right off
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I swear there are spies oot there, sending secret coded messages and Marvin's musings are the key that could be used to break the code.
He's like a Wish Enigma machine also and so forth 🧑
He's like a Wish Enigma machine also and so forth 🧑
I don't look down on cleaners I look down on him.
Arrogant fat slut.
Highly achieved in talking pish is all he is.
Arrogant fat slut.
Highly achieved in talking pish is all he is.
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