Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

[Badaboom]

and “this is a game changer” with 100 Emojis

and “the smell is unreal”

I don’t actually want to watch the hoose tour because he has to spin on the spot so much it makes me feel queasy, but I really want to play the bingo in honour of oor Melv as he must be missing his own wee bingo nights doon the club, so aye.

 

[BeggyMitchell]

Oh well hello there Melvis

Fuckkkkkkkkk - M E L V I S. IM DEAD.

 

[Cagayu]

Ché

I wonder what mario and Derek would call their baby

 

[Doodlebug71]

Ché

I wonder what mario and Derek would call their baby

Derio. Or Marek

 

[Frankensooze]

Ché

I wonder what mario and Derek would call their baby

Triffid.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Him saying “obviously” before every statement that was completely not obvious should be added to the Marion Bingo card.

 

[Frankensooze]

Ché

I wonder what mario and Derek would call their baby

I'm wondering why Derek's sister has called her baby after an Argentinian communist revolutionary.
I give it thirty seconds before one of you tells me Ché was a runner up in love Island, season whatever.

 

[Wetmyplants]

I'm wondering why Derek's sister has called her baby after an Argentinian communist revolutionary.
I give it thirty seconds before one of you tells me Ché was a runner up in love Island, season whatever.

I know a few Scottish people called Che or Shey

 

[Frankensooze]

I know a few Scottish people called Che or Shey

Is it short for something?

 

[Wetmyplants]

Is it short for something?

Not that I’m aware of!

Is it short for something?

They are all girls though. Never heard it on a boy apart from Che Guevara

 

[menopausalmargrit]

“Yes mate” - why is he trying to talk like his Essex pal?

 

[Cagayu]

Updated with all the better suggestions

 

[Frankensooze]

“Yes mate” - why is he trying to talk like his Essex pal?

It's such an ugly accent, the worst. Hope he doesn't try to change his accent, its the only endearing thing aboot him.

 

[Sparklecunt]

It's such an ugly accent, the worst. Hope he doesn't try to change his accent, its the only endearing thing aboot him.

His accent doesn't even seem real either, like some one trying to hard to be Scottish.

 

[WookieCookie]

His accent doesn't even seem real either, like some one trying to hard to be Scottish.

His accent is real he's just trying to perfect a Glasgow Uni accent and failing

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I'm so sorry, but please can we have "so many of yous are always asking"

It infuriates me so much when he says it that a drink will be a blessed relief

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Ché

I wonder what mario and Derek would call their baby

They'd need to have twins. Hayl and Shyne

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

I'm using lockdown to get fat. No denial at Castle Franken.

Chin chin to that fellow boujee bespoke one of a kind tattle trolls

 

[Frankensooze]

We know, Mario...

 

[Doodlebug71]

We know, Mario... View attachment 128745

Grey footless tights Marion?