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Why did he constantly pick his arm and scratch himself inside his feckin pink primark t shirt 
, quite put me off my chilled love hearts.
, quite put me off my chilled love hearts.
Trying to avoid touching his face to please me, Iād hopeWhy did he constantly pick his arm and scratch himself inside his feckin pink primark t shirt
Penis NoseThank you oh wise oneView attachment 128030
This pic looks like one of those things I had as a kid with a magnet and iron filings. duck knows what they are called but it brought back fond memories so aye.
I donāt like shopping for good clothes in Primark, the cheap tees / pyjamas etc are fine for in the house because you get what you pay for. He makes out the tracksuits are amazing then flashes his Gucci trainers??? Surely if you can spend that on designer trainers youād invest in a better quality tracksuit because they wonāt be the high quality he makes out.Why did he constantly pick his arm and scratch himself inside his feckin pink primark t shirt
So, hoose tour coming up for aw youse who have asked where pacific things are from....
So on brand for you!
Sad that Mrs Hinch is still offering handouts. 100k gifted followers clearly wasnāt enough.Pure feelin' this new thread ma lovelies
<whips head back and so forth>
Congratulations to @Badaboom for the off the cuff comment and @Nellyellie for suggesting it as the next thread title winning with 38 votes
So hoosecoats on, all forms of Sharks at the ready and let's go!
So aye....
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I too cannot wait for the tour. I hope he strokes all the plush furniture with his strangler hands whilst showing us every pacific item. I am sure the tour will comprise of 34875 dots and so forth
To be fair he does need to do a tour every now and then, seeing as he buys 11,457,865 new items a week for his sordid wee gree grief hole with pink polyester snatch cushions.
Shows his pink lamp thatās definitely not pink and his purple sofa thatās definitely not purple
He'll be dressed in red leggings and bespoke hoodie, he'll stand in front of his padded cell mirror monstrosity and wave.
I have no response...so aye and so forth
āHelloooo my lovlieeesā
His trainers are as real as his teef.
I was looking round ma hoose last night, nothing #gifted from La Hinch please note. Just thinking how out of touch would you need to be, to do a video tour? It's not exactly Chatsworth is it, Mario. He/they belong to a weird sub class, so proud of the fact they haven't got pizza boxes and dog tit as standard, they are oblivious to the fact their homes are monotone chemical filled horrors. Still, it is endlessly funny.
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