He tried to read a book but, when he opened it, it was just an old cereal packet.
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All that came out was a stale rice krispie.
Patiently waiting on Mario's lockdown content this morning so aye....
Hoose work all done in less time than it takes tae dry ma baw hairs
Hoose work all done in less time than it takes tae dry ma baw hairs
He's NOT DOING A THING today, so aye!Patiently waiting on Mario's lockdown content this morning so aye....
Hoose work all done in less time than it takes tae dry ma baw hairs
Ugh! You know the content will be drier than Gandhi’s flip flop when he starts the day sharing stories and his coffee machine pouring his Costa coffee pods. 
I dont even watch my own gusto like that , what makes him think we do ...so ayeUgh! You know the content will be drier than Gandhi’s flip flop when he starts the day sharing stories and his coffee machine pouring his Costa coffee pods.
Was the Rice Krispie a cereal killer?
He was like a wee granny on the reflection of that screen
He is a wee granny grey hips for sure ...so aye
I’d take the phone off my gran if she was like thatHe is a wee granny grey hips for sure ...so aye
And put her in a home
Brace yersels ma luvlies ...the twit is giving us a tour of the flat to tell us where all his bespoke tat has come from later this week hes had hunners of messages again ....so aye
Well... a wait with baited breath for the day Martin does his “tour” of his property pointing out his many items that “so many of youz” have messaged him about! And so forth.. so.. aye.. av nothing mare tae tell ye!
A tour of his flat so he can let folks know where he got stuff from?
Calls for a drinking game. A shot every time he says EBay, B&M and Home Bargains.
Who's up for getting smashed like a cooncil letterbox?
Calls for a drinking game. A shot every time he says EBay, B&M and Home Bargains.
Who's up for getting smashed like a cooncil letterbox?
Aww gie it a by Vera Lynn 
That’s the best thing I’ve read on here in along time
And by along I mean A LONG the tears of laughter blurred my vision but moving on and so forth. So aye my mistakeThat’s the best thing I’ve read on here in along time
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