Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

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TheFabFader

TheFabFader

LadyB said:
Yesterday I decided to give the Hinches a miss as it was just same old, same old. My daughter gave me two names to watch instead. A lass whose name I am not allowed to mention who scrounges and has an Amazon wish list for toys and clothes for herself and her kids and this lad Mario. The scrounger is just a shameless low life so I am not bothering with her but this Mario lad is pure gold. Is he a real person?:) I asked my hubby who is 74 what he had done the last couple of days. "Well you know because I told you but I have planted out carrots, parsnip, leeks, potatoes, onions, radish, beetroot and lettuce and set off tomato plants" " Right, well this Mario lad had a daily tick list just for yesterday 1) make bed 2) wipe worktops 3) fluff and hoover sofa 4) Febreze 5) freshen toilet" Hubby asks "How old is he do you think?" me: "In his 30's I would guess" Hubby: "Well that tick list would take about half an hour so what else did he do then?" Me: "Bugger all except open a packet curry mix from B & M add a few chicken pieces and make a curry." Hubby: "The world has gone mad - go back to that dimwit Hinch" 😂
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I like the sound of your husband, a man with a lot of common sense! 😍
 
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Doodlebug71

Doodlebug71

Saint marion by far gives me the best tena lady moments on tattle whereas the grinch just boils my piss, so aye and so forth ma luvlies
 
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Weelawbuddy

Maid Mario really is a fan isn't he? It's Derek's day off so he's going to be quiet and spend time with him but he's going to catch up on messages 🤔can someone explain this to me🤔 awww wait is it - Del is going to go through his outbox while he's sitting beside him 🤔 fud honestly boy is wired
 
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Johnnoijones

Johnnoijones

I am beginning to think with the sentences he produces and his spelling that Melvin might be dyslexic??
 
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Noseybonk

Noseybonk

I think wee Rayn is giving me instructions to help her via the ads... 1) Buy a fake cat in a boujee colour to match Marions decor. 2) She then people so much he has to open the windae. 3) She will jump out of it and go to a place with lots of toys and no Marion. 4) Marion is too distracted with his new fake furry friend to notice
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Cagayu

Now on a mario related note, I’m fed up of him constantly touching his face. You can tell he’s just admiring himself talking. 😑
 
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OriginalAntiInfluencer

OriginalAntiInfluencer

Mummy bloggers with everything done in an odd filter, speaking into their phones more than they talk to their kids. Pyramid sales people who 'empower woman'..... Instagram has created all these monsters.
 
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