Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[Little Miss Planner]

What the feck did we just watch

If there's one thing l hate to see when someone's doing a full clean, it's being sloppy by pulling out things on the unit and wiping around the back and front of them Don't be a lazy arse, Mario!. Clear the complete unit, clean and put everything back

And to say 'Fuck the neighbours' is exactly why companies don't collaborate with him like they do with Hinch etc...

Mario, you're so crass!

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Thought exactly same. How these ahem *cleaners* show cleaning a surface by wiping round stuff or hoovering round furniture is minging....the way he cleaned the worktop front bit then pulled out the item onto the bit he's just cleaned

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

He’s a bitter little bitch. Let’s not forget, he didn’t speak to a girl for a year before she died, despite admitting that the falling out was his fault but he was too spiteful to make up with her, and yet continues to use her death for sympathy on his insta long after she has passed away. I’m not surprised he would hold a grudge against an innocent disabled child. Nasty little man

All he's concerned about is how far up Hinch and Solomon's areses he can get....they will never be your 'besties'. How's 'being true to yersel' going Marion??

 

[AllieBee]

Yer reeking of wealth hen #factual

Aye. Smell that wealth Maz. Ya see if ya worked hard and didnt waste money on tat you too could have a house. I would a million times more have a house than change my Christmas Dec's every year and have a ton of make up that goes out of date before I used it. I'm tight as a ducks arse me, I won't buy anything new if I can help it. Will only buy new if it's something I actually need.
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Why is he cleaning in his thermals?

Spoiler: Cleaning.

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That cushion bottom.pic has it about right. Welcome.to Hell

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Deed at the thought of Marion and wee Deek trying tae haul a wheelbarrow of pumpkins hame oan the McGills. Her Roy cropper bag filled tae the brim with baby boos and sweating her tits aff in the woodlouse coat.

I honestly feel that we need a picture of this if @hopethishelpsallthebest can oblige?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I see the brother and his other half (or whatever he is) are out tonight. Wonder is Marion is over playing at houses with Dolllleeehhhh.

 

[Sloppys]

Thread suggestion - Always the influenced, never the influencer.

Sorry to quote myself - realised we had this as thread 108 somethings never change with him obviously

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Ah took this pichure oaf youse earlier, ah'm using your WiFi password that's proudly displayed in yer high footfall area. If youse hear a rustling in your bushes, it's the Beirut squirrels and no me.
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Ah'm affronted fur youse hen and nae debates.

Could you water the pots while you're out there ma lovelie.

 

[AllieBee]

#factual

Also!

 

[mammaof3]

Tuesday.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Not her having her ain fat fairies, tae go oan kiddies tress? Someone phone the social.
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Oh my god I’m deeeeed deeder than Deek, I laughed so hard at this I woke the baby up

 

[SuzyE]

To have to put his phone away to not thing about being on Instagram has to be the saddest thing. It just shows how Instagram is his life.

Thank feck I'm not like Mario!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Two middle aged men toasting marshmallows over that tiny flame. Shove them under the grill you imbecile....And it's not 'marshmallos'

How can he not see he makes himself look a fool when he shares things like this

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That a plate or brown spillage?

 

[Little Miss Planner]

Owning up here, I am one of those people who put their decorations up in November. It's a proper family day we do the whole lot, and have lots of little traditions that go alongside it, like making the Christmas cake, hunt the pickle etc. BUT I don't share it to social media and none of it comes down till new years day. I just love Christmas and everything that it means. Also I keep one decoration yet all year round, that one changes every year, this year its Pae.do Santa

Love this! This is what I meant about people who do like a tree up in November. It's a family tradition. Hope you didnt think I was knocking anyone who does do November. You've got sentiment and meaning behind you doing it. Mario just doing it for the gram ooh that could be a thread title haha

 

[nefariousnellie]

We're in a cost of living crisis ffs what a load of tat!

 

[geezabreak]

A wunner if oor wee Mazda huz ony treatits in store fer aw us bastard trolls 🧌 the night then. I can haurdly contain masel.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Wunner if he’ll be attending Kayleigh’s birthday perty on the 21st with the rest of the harem

 

[Madge2022]

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Ah pure luv it when we get an extra treat oaf seeing Misfit Jaw and Chav Rendall #chefskiss
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Omg pyoor brilliant hen, the details are immense, even doon tae the nummer plate!

Ah missed that, it's like a Mario cold war Steve #iykyk

 

[AllieBee]

Own up, youse huv been influenced by Deek and Beak hen. Ah'm also scared tae google Pae.do Santa.

My weans normally moan to put up decorations when local village switch theirs on in November. They are older now so might get away with not doing it so early this year

It's no crissmas season till Mrs Miracle is oan channel 5 and nae debates, also.

Haha my Santa was named Pae.do Santa by the kids because he has a couple of little girl elf figures with him!

So wrong I know!

 

[GreaseSpot]

Ahm going on a bespoke thumbs up ick/boak journey also hens. Factual

 

[Madge2022]

I thought you were bespoke Spanish! #factual

Ah thought it was a traditional name in Spain fur Santa and had been lost in translation