SORTING HAT fuck offfff hahahahaMisfit Maw face looks as wrinkled and cockeyed as the Harry Potter sorting hat. Factual!
*whiney nasaly voice*Hello ma lovelies. Im back from that place, abroad, and caught up on thread 107 for the rest of I, Marions birthday.
My immediate thoughts are with oor Sadie, pushing out that massive heid 40 years ago.
At his family pre bday meal (thread 106) he dressed nicely and I did feel my cold heart melt a bit when they brought the cake out etc, and he seemed almost normal!
But then… Marions charum bracelet made me feel nauseous. I showed Mr Noseybonk who said “fuck off, that’s not real, he’s gotta be on a register”
Mrs Hinch sent flowers (that looked deed) from her and the vaginas, and that prick was more excited over that than wee Deeks efforts.
Also he had a nice restaurant with his family, but a cheap Spoons brekkie with Deeks family. Nice!
Rough bitch Ma Rendall sent him criss, and my fave of all of it was the bday card he got that said “in dog years your dead”
Hannah took Marion on a surprise birthday night out to meet up with the kitchen cupboard rummagers.
Mazda chose to wear a cardigan and make zero effort, despite Hannah not being subtle and turning up dressed as Patty the daytime hooker (IYKYK)
Misfit Maw face looks as wrinkled and cockeyed as the Harry Potter sorting hat. Factual!
And that’s me onto thread 108 ma trolls. This was the best thread of all, and I have been clutching ma beak the whole time.
Spine bright
I screamed at this too LMAOSORTING HAT fuck offfff hahahaha
Almost ripped ma beak clean aff!
The Harry Potter sorting hatHello ma lovelies. Im back from that place, abroad, and caught up on thread 107 for the rest of I, Marions birthday.
My immediate thoughts are with oor Sadie, pushing out that massive heid 40 years ago.
At his family pre bday meal (thread 106) he dressed nicely and I did feel my cold heart melt a bit when they brought the cake out etc, and he seemed almost normal!
But then… Marions charum bracelet made me feel nauseous. I showed Mr Noseybonk who said “fuck off, that’s not real, he’s gotta be on a register”
Mrs Hinch sent flowers (that looked deed) from her and the vaginas, and that prick was more excited over that than wee Deeks efforts.
Also he had a nice restaurant with his family, but a cheap Spoons brekkie with Deeks family. Nice!
Rough bitch Ma Rendall sent him criss, and my fave of all of it was the bday card he got that said “in dog years your dead”
Hannah took Marion on a surprise birthday night out to meet up with the kitchen cupboard rummagers.
Mazda chose to wear a cardigan and make zero effort, despite Hannah not being subtle and turning up dressed as Patty the daytime hooker (IYKYK)
Misfit Maw face looks as wrinkled and cockeyed as the Harry Potter sorting hat. Factual!
And that’s me onto thread 108 ma trolls. This was the best thread of all, and I have been clutching ma beak the whole time.
Spine bright
Like one of them showers you get at the side of the beach to wash sand from your feet, comes out like a wee sprinkle of water, only Martins is in a claustrophobic glass box and probably takes 20 minutes to heat upPoverty shower
My personal favourite moment from this thread was the description of Marion’s charums jangling whilst she was getting bummed by DelHello ma lovelies. Im back from that place, abroad, and caught up on thread 107 for the rest of I, Marions birthday.
My immediate thoughts are with oor Sadie, pushing out that massive heid 40 years ago.
At his family pre bday meal (thread 106) he dressed nicely and I did feel my cold heart melt a bit when they brought the cake out etc, and he seemed almost normal!
But then… Marions charum bracelet made me feel nauseous. I showed Mr Noseybonk who said “fuck off, that’s not real, he’s gotta be on a register”
Mrs Hinch sent flowers (that looked deed) from her and the vaginas, and that prick was more excited over that than wee Deeks efforts.
Also he had a nice restaurant with his family, but a cheap Spoons brekkie with Deeks family. Nice!
Rough bitch Ma Rendall sent him criss, and my fave of all of it was the bday card he got that said “in dog years your dead”
Hannah took Marion on a surprise birthday night out to meet up with the kitchen cupboard rummagers.
Mazda chose to wear a cardigan and make zero effort, despite Hannah not being subtle and turning up dressed as Patty the daytime hooker (IYKYK)
Misfit Maw face looks as wrinkled and cockeyed as the Harry Potter sorting hat. Factual!
And that’s me onto thread 108 ma trolls. This was the best thread of all, and I have been clutching ma beak the whole time.
Spine bright
Hubby actually said way more - to do with Saville and warning people he was coming etc but it was a bit too far to quote. even for meMy personal favourite moment from this thread was the description of Marion’s charums jangling whilst she was getting bummed by Del
One shart and the Beirut bedsit would go up lit a Roman candle #factualI can smell the gas fumes from here
Quote it hen and set your hubby up with a tattle accountHubby actually said way more - to do with Saville and warning people he was coming etc but it was a bit too far to quote. even for me
He truly will be The Grinch if that happensDeek fired, holiday to that place abroad cancelled. What a day it would be if that happened.
Is that your profile at the bottom?View attachment 2489093
Trying to crawl up Solomon’s hoop again and failing miserably… the post clearly says it’s for Rose’s birthday not for both girls. Of course I’m sure they’ll both play with it but it’s a gift for Rose not them both. He gets it so wrong every fucking time
Sorry to quote myself - realised we had this as thread 108Thread suggestion - Always the influenced, never the influencer.
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