Genius! Absolutely pmsl!So aye, come and join Only Fans ma lovelies, where you'll see ma bespoke content, including my bald, talc covered, little boaby, button mushroom, also.
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Knew you wouldn't let us downSo aye, come and join Only Fans ma lovelies, where you'll see ma bespoke content, including my bald, talc covered, little boaby, button mushroom, also.
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Feck off Maz. Chocolate is at its very best when cold, taken with a nice strong cup of tea. Especially a Flake or a Twirl or a Curly Wurly!He really has to follow what people already say, but louder.
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I came to say the same thing ma lovelie. He forgets we’ve goat aw the screenshots n receipts to evidence his shite talkingCorrect me if I am wrong my lovlies, but ‘back in the day’ when he used to treat us to a view inside his fridge (let us never forget the Santa butter RIP) did he not used to have one of his salad drawers full of chocolate biscuits and chocolate bars? or have I misremembered that also?
I know people say this to exaggerate what actually happened (not on this thread obviously as youse are all such funny cunts), but I genuinely started spitting out my Friday night red wine there, and in an effort to save it, choked and my eyes started watering. My 5 year old innocent angel of a wean is now asking why I am cryingSo aye, come and join Only Fans ma lovelies, where you'll see ma bespoke content, including my bald, talc covered, little boaby, button mushroom, also.
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He disnae like sweet things hen, no fur him, factual alsoI thought he didn’t like chocolate?
I know!. The cheeky twat. Mario might dictate to his orange man, but that's where it ends, the ugly prickI’ll put my chocolate wherever the feck I want, thank you Marion.
I thought he doesn’t even like chocolate?? As he used to remind everyone constantly while he worked his way through an entire box of roses?Correct me if I am wrong my lovlies, but ‘back in the day’ when he used to treat us to a view inside his fridge (let us never forget the Santa butter RIP) did he not used to have one of his salad drawers full of chocolate biscuits and chocolate bars? or have I misremembered that also?
And didn't he get a ton of.creme eggs or something at easter or am.i imagining that? Mr I don't Eat Chocolate McKnight becomes I Am A Big Very Fat Liar McKnightI thought he doesn’t even like chocolate?? As he used to remind everyone constantly while he worked his way through an entire box of roses?
He bought these for Derek’s birthday, but the fat fuck ate them all himselfAnd didn't he get a ton of.creme eggs or something at easter or am.i imagining that? Mr I don't Eat Chocolate McKnight becomes I Am A Big Very Fat Liar McKnight
As Marion would mini happy snails problem isnae his problem, fighting his own fight. Serious note though hope all is well and mini happy snail makes a recovery asap.Hens, I’ve had an absolute mare of a day. The wean was sent home from school poorly (high temp, laboured breathing) so I called 111 who sent us to an urgent care unit. After an hour there on a nebuliser and watching the kiddo struggling to breath, they sent us by ambulance to the nearest A&E where he’s been under observation all afternoon. Little lad has been so brave and a complete trooper while he had oxygen masks on, going for tests and taking various medicines. Even turning on the charm with the nurses, grinning the whole way in the ambulance and being so cheeky and cute with the doctors. And barely a single complaint the entire day!
So answer me this hens! How can a small child be admitted to A&E and still complain less than a grown arse man who got a bit poorly!? Even kids in the waiting room with broken bones were soldiering on!
Shown up by a bunch of actual children!
Little Snail is just fine though. They reckon he might have Asthma so we’ll be sent home as soon as he’s been stable for at least two hours and probably get a follow up with the GP
Fat bastard!He bought these for Derek’s birthday, but the fat fuck ate them all himself
Hope he feels better soon lovelyHens, I’ve had an absolute mare of a day. The wean was sent home from school poorly (high temp, laboured breathing) so I called 111 who sent us to an urgent care unit. After an hour there on a nebuliser and watching the kiddo struggling to breath, they sent us by ambulance to the nearest A&E where he’s been under observation all afternoon. Little lad has been so brave and a complete trooper while he had oxygen masks on, going for tests and taking various medicines. Even turning on the charm with the nurses, grinning the whole way in the ambulance and being so cheeky and cute with the doctors. And barely a single complaint the entire day!
So answer me this hens! How can a small child be admitted to A&E and still complain less than a grown arse man who got a bit poorly!? Even kids in the waiting room with broken bones were soldiering on!
Shown up by a bunch of actual children!
Little Snail is just fine though. They reckon he might have Asthma so we’ll be sent home as soon as he’s been stable for at least two hours and probably get a follow up with the GP
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