Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[squirrelsintheattic]

All.of his filler has rushed out of his thin dried jerky looking lips. How is it possible it's instantly migrated.
Various problems with his autumnween © dumpster on fire *decorations* it's incoherent, he's got childish stuff, the witches hats, some normalish stuff like cushion covers, scented autumn candles. Then, as he has to go over the top there are various mushrooms, pointless add nothing, glass/ceramic pumpkins ditto also. He doesn't think things through, it's a mix of ideas pinched from.other accounts and badly copied, and whatever cheap stuff b&m and home bargains have in. It's like a charity shop window, all the odds and sods displayed.

He needs to pick a lane and stay in it!

 

[peachy-keen]

My girl dinner is bachelors cheese and broccoli pasta and a bar of galaxy

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Urgh
Also.

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Fuckin hell hen! Just looking at this photo makes me want to rush upstairs from my lounge (smell the wealth) and moisturise my face. Factual.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

yours forgoat the also hen, spine bright
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@Milfordcubicle huvney seen you since I left the Hinch thread. Hope you get better soon so aye, nice tae see you also

ah I had a wee comma from all of tattle land. Nice to be missed! Boiled stovies for you.
not sure what I’ve been doing but we move. I was probably spining bright to Tong Braxston in and out me front and back door (smell the god damn wealth)
its nice to be back

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Forgot to include this one from yesterday.

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Today.

Moaning cnut.


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Maria has her period again

 

[Lyla001]

Can you imagine Maz on Only Fans- he' d been treating to his fans to a full house clean ,and preview to his Xmas theme.
His subscribers would pay by way of B&M vouchers . Smell the wealth.

 

[AllieBee]

How comfy does wee Deek look on that plush cosy sofa

It makes my neck ache just looking at it

 

[mammaof3]

He really has to follow what people already say, but louder.

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Awryt hens, how are we aw oan this first dayn of Autumn (hawfwiy through September and so forth) Marion has blessed us aw wae the bespoke London Luxuries fragrance Autumn Leaves, av hid the same scent before masel, it smells like wet soil or that fresh cut grass/fresh flower smell, aw fousty n shit. Suppose he'll no know the difference wae the cunt washins givin aff the same aroma. Factual.

As far as Marionisms go there's no wan that is anymair less comedy gold than the other. As far as iconic Marion shit, its
Pepper Gate
Flashin the start caird and shovin auld grannies
The bent console table
The painted hall buzzer
The car air Freshener fur nae car
The Mario n Derek believes sleigh
The Bumhole wreath
The ring doorbell in a secure entry close
When he ripped his kitchen flair as an excuse tae buy a new machine
Stashuns. .everywhere
The big balloon arch that deflated 2 days later
The collapsin shelves
The Dyson hairdryer fur Baldylocks n his 3 hairs

The list goes oan hens.

And the framed Whitney Houston lyrics, "common baby"

 

[peachy-keen]

Wonder if we’ll get a new sick selfie

 

[Very Cherry]

This wan will never no be funny.
Deek has no clue what's happening

This is too funny.

 

[Madge2022]

He'll be the entertainment, there's always wan like him in yer hotel that ye spend the week watching, he'll no doubt be given an affectionate nickname (that he'll never know anything about)…we can attribute some bugger for every hoaliday, we had the duchess one year, rentboy old man to another etc, he'll be the one that everyone says 'dae ye remember that cunt that sat roon the pool wi the cozy blanket and wanky cup'

Wuz in bed aw cosy at 6pm. Hud his nickname oan everything.
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My mother in law declared she wouldn’t catch any kind of cold or flu after she had her Covid jab But she also believes you’ll get a cold from being cold also. She believed this during the heatwave of 2019 when I was about to drop pregnant and it started raining so she whacked the heating on and set the thermostat to 30 degrees and I almost passed out

Ah think she wuz trying tae kill you ma lovelie

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

It’s no dug shite I smell from that message it’s a big heap of Marion dung!
Far too many !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For it to be anyone else but her

 

[Daisy Uncle]

he does nothing, the boy has nothing

#choon!!!!
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Hello ma dahlings

Ur youse saying ah look like a drag queen?!?!

And a deid wan at that

Describe yourself ma lovelie. Do you cut your own hair, are your eyebrows mad?

 

[AllieBee]

Pahhhhh ha ha ha.

Wee Deek always looks so well behaved in these.
With his embarrassing maw

She's more like his nanna to be fair, especially when she wears her cardi!

 

[Madge2022]

Canni wait tae hear him pronounce quince, wull be like patchouli aw ower again #pistachio #iykyn

Youse lot huv been busy, wull catch up oan aw yer poasts later, cheery bye fur noo.

 

[mammaof3]

The money grabber aff linked all that shite when he bought them.

and why has he filtered his pics to death on some but not the others?

Those pumpkin covers are so orange just like Deek.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Lolololololol factual and so forth!!! So aye

 

[Skyflier6727]

Like anyone cares about your opinion, fat fuck. #factual
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And she’s the creative director at In The Style Marion. Factual

 

[Madge2022]

Such a way with words. What an endorsement. It over powers dug shite

Ah didni realise youse worked in PR, mebbes Martin shud hire youse next time the Daily Record dae a paragraph oan him.
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Take one for the team

And after taking one follow him through Edinburgh