I bet even his own Mum hasn’t rung himMario, you couldn't be more further down on my list of things to worry about. Right now I'm more concerned about what to make for tea, so that'll tell you
Acting like people really care. Silly man
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Think it's safe to say no one likes his endless whining
He must have treatit himself to some followers on his birthday, only 64 but that was all the petty cash would allow
His little boaby getting exfoliated by pumpkins, the noo.I'm annoyed his sign with the spelling mistake didn't make a reappearance, autumn leaves are fallling.
Neither did his pyoor quality duvet cover wi the gold glitter pumpkins. He only had that on for a night, ah'm certain the glitter goat into his boaby foreskin and gave his bespoke sensitive skin either a rash or swelling. If swelling oanly time wee Deek cud see the boaby withoot a magnifying glass, also.
Is it ma Kerry Katonas or are his stolen nescafe sachet too big for the jar and the gif baw is just placed on the jar?
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Saw them in the hostel he stayed in on his adventure tae London and thought it wuz sophisticated.His little boaby getting exfoliated by pumpkins, the noo.
Why has he got sachets?!
Did he really need to label them jars? We can clearly see what the contents are ffs.I'm annoyed his sign with the spelling mistake didn't make a reappearance, autumn leaves are fallling.
Neither did his pyoor quality duvet cover wi the gold glitter pumpkins. He only had that on for a night, ah'm certain the glitter goat into his boaby foreskin and gave his bespoke sensitive skin either a rash or swelling. If swelling oanly time wee Deek cud see the boaby withoot a magnifying glass, also.
Is it ma Kerry Katonas or are his stolen nescafe sachet too big for the jar and the gif baw is just placed on the jar?
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Get back in your ain lane, it's called wasting money, ah mean boogee. Get sum classDid he really need to label them jars? We can clearly see what the contents are ffs.
Ma lovelies, ah need youse tae help me get tae ken. My poast above says gif instead of gif. Ah've went tae edit twice but it shows up as gif in the edit? Ah've tried deleting and retyping.I'm annoyed his sign with the spelling mistake didn't make a reappearance, autumn leaves are fallling.
Neither did his pyoor quality duvet cover wi the gold glitter pumpkins. He only had that on for a night, ah'm certain the glitter goat into his boaby foreskin and gave his bespoke sensitive skin either a rash or swelling. If swelling oanly time wee Deek cud see the boaby withoot a magnifying glass, also.
Is it ma Kerry Katonas or are his stolen nescafe sachets too big for the jar and the gif baw is just placed on the jar?
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Wheres the neon pepper?Get back in your ain lane, it's called wasting money, ah mean boogee. Get sum class
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Ma lovelies, ah need youse tae help me get tae ken. My poast above says gif instead of gif. Ah've went tae edit twice but it shows up as gif in the edit? Ah've tried deleting and retyping.
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Oh ffs, it shud say g.i.m.p without the dots (of doom). Is it a banned wurd?
They are Maz's dunce hats hen. Mostly his, but a couple for Deek the dunce alsoWait wait wait, haud oan!!!! He had “thee best idea” for the witches hats, then shows the hats hinging fae the ceiling oan the packaging, then fur his totally amazing, best ever idea…he…hings them…fae…the ceiling.
There is truly not an original or creative thought in that man’s heed is there
Also last time a checked, witches hats were exclusively fur Halloween also and etc Mario you big dunce
Oooh that's bad!
Slightly different but I asked a child in EYFS to choose a book from the basket for me to read. He chose Pumpkin soup, I instantly thought of our Maz and giggledI had an mri scan the other day. It was my head they were scanning. They put a kind of cage thing over your head to keep it still during the scan
Anyway, I have a normal sized nose, in fact it’s almost petite, and the cage thing touched the end of my nose. And it made me think, how would Marion manage? They’d never be able to do the cage up, it’d squash his nose in half. Thinking about the logistics of it all kept me occupied during most of the scan, so I suppose I should thank him for that at least.
Don't forget she can sashay past the nescafe sachetsI don’t know why no one thinks rayn has anything to do in the bedsit. She has bespoke kitchen obstacle course.
Shimmy past the hot kettle in the middle of the worktop, toe to toe past the toaster being careful no to singe her whiskers, limbo under the floating kitchen roll, juggle the shite pumpkin tat from the autum drinks station followed by a big leap to look through the bespokewindow barsshutter blinds!
I love the fact that the hats are such fab quality also but the one he showed was a crumpled messI've been oot to ma big city a few miles away, smell ma wealth and the silly bastard has hung up those hats far Halloween, that he no likes, just like the box says.
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He bought the hats on August 30th - he had the perfect idea far them.
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But disna do Halloween...
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It's sorcery, they witch hats oaf Martin huv been cursed. Wan fur me and wan fur you. Ah think he has six, so four other tattlers huv been cursed tae, also.Wheres the neon pepper?
Replaced by witches hats in the scent Rolf Harris.
Am trying tae type gif for you'se Madge. Let's see what it does.
Abit like Mario when he got Derek's keysFucking twat! She chose Maz did she, what strolled up the stairs dodging the junkies and their needles and bitten off ears to get to Deeks bedsit? And then when she got inside she was locked in never to escape again. #FreeRayn
What the cunting fuck hahahhahahhahahhaI mean come on Mario. You're 40 now mate, so these look ridiculous in a small flat with two middle aged men and no kids. It's creepy as hell to the outside world!
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I wonder why they always dm and never just pop it as a comment on his post. CAW mused........So many DM's asking where everything was from. Here I'll save you some time. It'll be B&M, Homebargins or Amazon (with an aff link).
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