Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

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He's either trolling us or he's lost the fcking plot!!
Between the shite he got fur his birthday, then horlicks and now tatty witches hats when he hates Halloween.
Ah need a lie doon......
 
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So many DM's asking where everything was from. Here I'll save you some time. It'll be B&M, Homebargins or Amazon (with an aff link).
 
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Pretty sure we have receipts of him saying he didn't like Halloween or something like that yet here we have him hanging witches hats from his ceiling? The fuck?
 
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What the actual fuck is with those witches hats, hanging like that! He is no well alright. No well in the heed!
 
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I've been oot to ma big city a few miles away, smell ma wealth and the silly bastard has hung up those hats far Halloween, that he no likes, just like the box says.


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He bought the hats on August 30th - he had the perfect idea far them.


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But disna do Halloween...


 
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What in the nursery classroom art corner display are those witches hats all about?
I know he tells folk stay in their ain lane also, but he's veering out of his usual autumn lane - I thought he did nae do Halloween?!
He'll be doing Wintum and Christmas before the clocks change. Factual.
 
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What a sadsack, hoose (bedsit) decked oot for Halloween at the beginning of September this bampot will do absolutely anything for a like or comment from a stranger.

Mr Freefalling would tell me to give my boujee heid a shake and to stop blootering money on tat but in saying that pre kids I wouldn't have given shite like this room space - even now I use the same shite every Halloween for the wains

Let's see if he leaves the Penthouse to do anything at all this autumn or winter. My money's on he will do F all
 
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I've had one of those too, wish I'd had the sense to imagine these things as the sheer anxiety and panic I felt was horrible. I wonder if they have super conk sized masks for folk with over developed beaks
I’m having another one tomorrow. Can’t say I’m particularly looking forward to it
 
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Wear an eye mask, definitely helps when you can't see. MRIs are horrible
Ooh. That’s an idea. I usually just try to keep my eyes shut and then forget, open them and panic about the ‘ceiling’ three inches above my face.
 
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Ooh. That’s an idea. I usually just try to keep my eyes shut and then forget, open them and panic about the ‘ceiling’ three inches above my face.
Definitely try the eye mask, in Velindre they blast music, I find it goes quicker. Ask them to stick some on.
 
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Jist don’t want they witches’ bunnets to district from the knitted bumhole. Ma staple bit o Marion tat. IYDKGTK OK.
 
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Why did we think his 'perfect idea for them' witches hats was going to be in any way creative? This is the guy who gave us a bauble hack of threading a ribbon through it to hang it up! Also!
 
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Mario, you couldn't be more further down on my list of things to worry about. Right now I'm more concerned about what to make for tea, so that'll tell you

Acting like people really care. Silly man
 
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Mario, you couldn't be more further down on my list of things to worry about. Right now I'm more concerned about what to make for tea, so that'll tell you

Acting like people really care. Silly man
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He's desperately hoping someone somewhere I'd worrying about him. They aren't because no one gives a shit about some stinking fanny from Paisley who moans all the time.
 
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