Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

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twilightgarden

Are ye ABZALOOTLY FINEEE hen?
 
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Ferguson

Paisley Polis Station staff room the day.

Where's Gonzo?
Aff sick
AGAIN?
Aye, always straight after his annual leave.
Takes the piss.
You should have heard him on the phone, was actually crying.
No way
Aye, at least we dinnae have to look at his ugly face.
That's true, ah'd rather clean the cludgies ma sel.
Me too hen
 
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mammaof3

So the wet wipe is still oof with Covid then and Deek, rightly so, is pissed oof with the fanny wipe.

No need to document your fake illness on the gram.
Mario, you can go to work you know.

If the result of this LFD test is positive, they are advised not to attend work for at least 5 days. They should only return if they feel well enough to work, and they do not have a high temperature.

Oh shite, I've just given him a way out of going back.
 
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Anti-influencer

Imagine this Covid wiz an invention so he didny need to provide an excuse as tae why none ae his content is ootside in the glorious weather like a normal person, coz we aw know if he didny “huv Covid” he still widny be ootside. Canny believe he’s wasted his petty cash booking away tae lanzarote
 
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bigmouth1927

Unless the fat fuck puts out soon, Wee Deek will be putting his Deek in Domboii. Also. So aye.
 
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muscadet

Nice to know he’s been sweating in his pants on the polyester Lego sofa
 
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LoopyHoopy71

bigmouth1927 said:
Prawn pasta and ice cold chablis for me. I hope she pulls through. Life is shit without watching her make a tit of herself!
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Can you call me next time please! I'd happily join you, my nickname used to be Mrs Chablis. In fact feck the food let's just drink and talk aboot Marion lol
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

The wee Klarna Chameleon has worked himself into a right state.

Sad sack.

Note he hasn’t said anything about Adele having Covid? He posted last week that Deek was half dead in bed so surely if Mario has the ‘rona, Derek had it first and has a little bespoke week off too.
 
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SuzyE

Mario, wind ya neck in you whiney bitch. Nobody cares

 
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bigmouth1927

LoopyHoopy71 said:
Can you call me next time please! I'd happily join you, my nickname used to be Mrs Chablis. In fact feck the food let's just drink and talk aboot Marion lol
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Of course hen. You can come around and sit on my concrete sofa and we'll put the world to rights! Spine bright and so forth. Xx
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

So ill and in pain, sobbing, aye alright. That's why there's a pumpkin oan your buckled console table. Autumn sign, bumhole wreath and your autumn cushions are oan the Minecraft sofa. Lying fat bastard.
 
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MrsJustinTimberlake

I think this as well. He hates any kind of weather where folk decamp outside to their garden or drive to the beach as he can do neither of these things.
This heatwave has made all the Insta huns and their autumn tat look like complete bellends. I’ve also been crying at the autumn reels… with laughter as I sit in my garden with my feet in the kids paddling pool having one of they lethal
 
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