Ah see practise dusnae make perfect when it comes tae Krystal’s cake decorating attempts
She's pretty rubbish at it isn't she? Her cakes are a complete messAh see practise dusnae make perfect when it comes tae Krystal’s cake decorating attempts
Oh my god, I forgot about Bally bingo wings!His Soph, the one I'm sure I read he used to call Bally Bingo Wings or something to that effect? The one who travelled to his area then snubbed him completely while there? The one he had to pay to meet, after being a plus one for a ridiculous book launch for another e-beggar where he clearly was seen and treated as a 'fan girl'. That Soph? Can you imagine believing these people are your friends and it's not all just one big PR game? I could believe AMA Hannah going on about best friend as I genuinely don't imagine her keeping many friends but desperate little Mario being there to fall back on when you need a plus one, someone to rant to or an ego boost.
Oh, this suits Marion just perfect. It's hame from hame.A've been away oan a wee Scottish Island ma lovelies with the OH and been able to watch his stories but no post on here. Thought he wid never dae any hoose cleans?? That's a change and clearly where the extra £££ is coming fae.
Re his bespoke visit tae Tigerlilly, aw we saw wiz drinks. Nae food, efternoon tea etc so that wiz a cheapo prezzie fur our Deek. Dinner wiz efter their bespoke hour in the capital (as usual) so he wiznae oot oh pocket much. There an back tae Beirut in under 3 hours I'd say!
Normally oor Maz, Marion, Manbags, Meirdrie posts whit Deek gifts him but that's no happened this year.
A've also hud a gander at the reviews oh his bespoke boujee hotel in Costa TeguiseCanny wait fur that trip!
Ma lovelie practice didnae even make OK fur or krystalAh see practise dusnae make perfect when it comes tae Krystal’s cake decorating attempts
According to that bespoke app Flightradar24, there’s a Jet2 flight to Lanza from Glasgow tomorrow at 15.30.Anyone checked when the next jet2 flight leaves Glasgow for Lanza? There is no way they are not going this year. The pair of them, honestly.
Maybe the card says 'hVe a fab holiday' and would give the game awayAre we seriously meant to believe those flowers are from Sofa Grinch? Firstly, she knows how to manage a fake friendship and this ain't it. Secondly, no way he has a wee card with words from her on it that he isn't posting.
Deek taking him on holiday on a retail wage and yet clearly he moaned so much last night his maw asked work to send this pish today.
Or his years start the day after his birthday not on the 1st of January like the rest of the world!Marion is either away on holiday this week or spending the next 9 days putting out he's Autumm decor tat.
I wouldn't be surprised if he is away this year but been saying it's next year because he can't speak or spell properly, always does opposite to what he says (never buy smeg overrated fuck that, buys a smeg kettle)
Am 50/50 on this one, my page my rules so forth.
He doesn't mention any of the other birthday cards over by the window. Nobody asked what was in the cards so why TF would anyone care what's in the card H did.. sorry technically she didn't write it because she would had Marion mum work sort that card so she don't even have the manners to send a card herself.Maybe the card says 'hVe a fab holiday' and would give the game away
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