On a positive note hen he’s no even going to have to light a candle to melt the wax melts in his wee sweat box flat!24 and 25 in Paisley this week also and he’s already filling the shoebox with pumpkins and shit. What a dick
He’s filling the shoebox with pumpkins with fishy leaves and pumpkins and am washing down the paddling pool and buying in bbq food for during the week. What a sad little life Martin.24 and 25 in Paisley this week also and he’s already filling the shoebox with pumpkins and shit. What a dick
Everyone normal is clinging to the last few weeks of summer before we’re subjected to dark evenings and shitty weather. While he’s wishing his entire life away and measuring his existence by the amount of shit he can cram into that pokey little flat.He’s filling the shoebox with pumpkins with fishy leaves and pumpkins and am washing down the paddling pool and buying in bbq food for during the week. What a sad little life Martin.
*genetically wronged*Can anyone explain how a grown ass man, (genetically wronged, granted), can maketake time out his dayto do a fucking video with music in the background of fucking washing up shit and ice cube trays.
Check his hard drive, he isn't right.
Forget the paddling pool, forget the bbqs.He’s filling the shoebox with pumpkins with fishy leaves and pumpkins and am washing down the paddling pool and buying in bbq food for during the week. What a sad little life Martin.
Not gonna lie when I clicked that story I thought it was a Moses basket and he’d gone on a wee surrogate journey 🫣🫃Forget the paddling pool, forget the bbqs.
Get yoursel tae B&M for a basket tae store your cosy blankets in also
Not gonna lie when I clicked that story I thought it was a Moses basket and he’d gone on a wee surrogate journey 🫣🫃👨🏻
No room in the cupboard it would have to be in a basket on the floor in kitchen that's only place where there is enough space...for now.can you actually imagine him being parent.
Wean sleeping in a cupboard
Sorry wee Deek.Aw these snakes on this app celebrating the day
I’ll mop kick yeez aw capeesh
Is there something rang wi youse, get your Pauline Fowler cardi oan, and get the boat chocolate stashun set up.Well lovelies. We’ve just had our bbq in the garden and now sitting with a rosé west coast cooler and enjoying the evening sunshine. Have some annual leave this week and fully intend to spend it in my front back and side gardens (smell the utter wealth). Meanwhile Marion’s got a new autumn wreath for his internal door, to be placed on the inside only. But am just a jealous troll so I’ll just stay my ain lane also.
PyoorHello ma lovelies, I’m glad to see youse have aw been busy while I took a wee comma break due to having a very busy time. I always miss Marion’s birthday due to being busy at this time each year. It’s taken me all day to catch up on this thread and I still have 25 pages or so from the last one.
I did come back on here yesterday but I’ve been too invested in Fanny Vavrons thread (IYDNGTN) and all the posts about her on that vile app. I’m affronted to say but I’ve even changed my profile pic to one of her and nae oor Marion! I’ve always had Marion’s ugly mug and feel like a cheating on him.
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