Ma weans keep calling them my “bolt ons”. I said if they keep on I’ll be sending them tae live wae Maz and sleep oan her concrete velvet sofa. So aye alsoCan *my new Tits were hurting etc* be fitted into the new thread title please.Although sympathies babybail, but I'm a horrible cow and it made me laugh. *rummages thrcough babybails kitchen cupboards*
Her nails are horrible. You can tell a lot about a person but the company they keep, so she is a cunt by associationSeems 24 hrs with Maz in Beruit Towers was enough for the poor gal.
Probably has Bruse the massage therapist booked in after sleeping on that concrete bloke sofa.
and she ate a full Scottish breakfast not 5 hours previously so she was not running on just adrenaline and sugar.
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Ah'm surprised they weren't papped tbh.Surely Daisy’s maw and Dolly’s Da would of enjoyed last night and made it a bit more of a proper night oot for Mario. Made it more of a proper get together or do you need to be an influencer on insta with a fake witch cackle and over 10k followers to be part of the celebrations?!
‘Hunners of you came to say hi and how my little page helps yous’Ah'm surprised they weren't papped tbh.
Being such famous celebrities and so forth
My suggestion is cleaning with mario #108: bespoke birthday bits and turkey tits (also)Can *my new Tits were hurting etc* be fitted into the new thread title please.Although sympathies babybail, but I'm a horrible cow and it made me laugh. *rummages thrcough babybails kitchen cupboards*
Funny how so many lovelies come tae say Hi when no one else is around.‘Hunners of you came to say hi and how my little page helps yous’
Not ma quote.
Interesting how he meets all these hunners of people but never gets tagged in any in the wild pics. And the fans he does meet are always called Julie....‘Hunners of you came to say hi and how my little page helps yous’
Not ma quote.
If she wants a fry up then shes not been banging devils dust up her snout. Small mercies. So aye.So hannah was out last night and needed a fry up today, implying she's hanging and has still proceeded to drive.
These people are fucking thick as shit.
He spelt grateful properly. *faints*Christ on a cabbage. Marion, you are a disgusting fat pervert and nobody needs to see this filth. So aye.
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Pyoor cooncil shit aff wee deek! IYKYKIf she wants a fry up then shes not been banging devils dust up her snout. Small mercies. So aye.
@hopethishelpsallthebest crying out for your magic this one hen! Plenty of scope for your bespoke touches
Love your workOh please don't Marion hen, you'll break the thing, you fat whore. Also.
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Ffs I’m laughing so hard I’ve woken up my bairn alsoChrist on a cabbage. Marion, you are a disgusting fat pervert and nobody needs to see this filth. So aye.
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