Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Madge2022]

Rickets McKnight

Ah didnae ken wee Deek and Martin still spoke tae his family, obviously oor Martin didni want tae compromise their security.

Wuz Krystal Meth a failed plasterer afore cake making?

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Ma lovlies, how frikking wonderful to get a new thread and congratulations to Daisy Uncle on such a bloody amazing thread title. I predict a wee comma when she’s come down from her birthday. (Did youse all know it’s her birthday?)

Happy birthday to @Madge2022, I hope sharing your big day with that head hasn’t taken the shine off your day.

I bleeping hate boomerangs of people clinking glasses and the loved-up pair have done this TWICE already. Every bloody teenager on Instagram is at it and it gets up my tits something shocking.
I can’t do videos, this will have to do.

Thanks ma lovelie. My birthday was yesterday, nice tae ken ah'm taking the headlines oan Martin's actual hatch date, also.

 

[gilly31]

The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.

Just got into trouble off the husband for screaming with laughter. His exact words ‘stop it! I feel a bit sorry for him. Is he no simple?’

 

[Runforestrun]

The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.

Honestly can anyone imagine either of them giving a bj? Like it just doesn’t compute with me at all. They’re a sexual I think

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.

Excuse me! Affronted! We've all agreed, this is a companion relationship only! There'll be no smashing love lengths intae any back doors, also!

 

[twilightgarden]

At first glance I thought the logo was a wee mushroom so aye

 

[Caw1982]

The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.

Hahaha that made me laugh, annoying in even shagging, managing to sound like a windchime.

 

[gilly31]

Honestly can anyone imagine either of them giving a bj? Like it just doesn’t compute with me at all. They’re a sexual I think

I’m sure cleaningwithMario would make wee deek shower first
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No wee sneaky hand jobs on the back of the mcgills or it will sound like the chorus of jingle bells

 

[DramaQueen79]

The thought of them two pished and dry humping up the back of McGill’s bus on the way hame is giving me the boak

 

[Lyla001]

Hang on a min- have they been for afternoon tea then a pizza later? Greedy fuckers .

 

[gilly31]

The thought of them two pished and dry humping up the back of McGill’s bus on the way hame is giving me the boak

Those skinny jeans are too tight for any kind of dry humping. Even his wee footsy mushroom will be squished up with little room for any kind of ‘expansion’

I seriously wonder do you think he tucks it up for a more streamline look in his Tammy girl jeans?

 

[bigmouth1927]

Imagine uploading every message to insta on your birthday. Sad sad twit.

He'll be wrapped up aww cosy and warum in his hoosecoat aboot naw. Boaby poking out at Deek.

 

[Ferguson]

Hang on a min- have they been for afternoon tea then a pizza later? Greedy fuckers .

Nay wunner he's such a fat bastard also.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Imagine uploading every message to insta on your birthday. Sad sad twit.

He'll be wrapped up aww cosy and warum in his hoosecoat aboot naw. Boaby poking out at Deek.

Nae birthday message so far fae Hinch.

 

[gilly31]

Imagine uploading every message to insta on your birthday. Sad sad twit.

He'll be wrapped up aww cosy and warum in his hoosecoat aboot naw. Boaby poking out at Deek.

With poor wee Rayn praying to the cat gods that someone leaves a window open so she can get tae duck away from her captors!

I pray for that wee cat every night guys!

 

[AllieBee]

Awww back from me hols now and looking forward to a catch up of the birthday weekend. He's no had a party then hens? Just a family meal then got pished with Deek? Thought he had loads of mates?

 

[bigmouth1927]

Nae birthday message so far fae Hinch.

I saw one possibly this morning but may have been yesterday.

 

[Lyla001]

With poor wee Rayn praying to the cat gods that someone leaves a window open so she can get tae duck away from her captors!

I pray for that wee cat every night guys!

I bet shes created a little kitty poster to put up at the bedsit window ' free the feline' . In the hope that someone rescues her before theses cretins come home from the birthday celebration of the year

 

[geezabreak]

Whatever happened tae the big make up tutorial he wis gonny dae fer his burthday weekend?

 

[gilly31]

I bet shes created a little kitty poster to put up at the bedsit window ' free the feline' . In the hope that someone rescues her before theses cretins come home from the birthday celebration of the year

Morse code paw taps on the flair and walls hoping a neighbour would hear her crys for help!

Poor wee lassie doesn’t know the rest of the flats are empty with the pending demolition

Imagine the wee souls heart sinking as she hears the key turn as the door and Mario’s bangle jingle jangling

 

[Shmebulock]

@Shmebulock Watch yer security isnae compromised hen! Your profile pic is on the bottom of your screenshot.

I’m away on a city break for a few days living ma best life but av been clutching ma beak laughing at the last thread. He’s so cringe.

Thanks ma lovelie