9lb my arse! Where the fek has he lost it from, his big toe???? 
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Please tell me you sent him the pink cannon
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Ah think he's been oan a blackhead remover jurney.9lb my arse! Where the fek has he lost it from, his big toe????
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Your profile pic makes me howlPlease tell me you sent him the pink cannon
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Ah think he's been oan a blackhead remover jurney.
The only reason anyone would ask him about his lips is so they'd know where no to go for them.
This clown thinks he is slimmer of the year. Nae bother Maz but I heard Deek likes them chunky!
Just choked on my roastie, factual.
Can someone please translate the weight loss ramblings for me please? I’ve got 2 sick weans and had no sleep for days and he’s giving me a migraine 
You've not always been slender, hen. Your heed alone weighs 19 stone, and that's actual factual. Also.
My mum is struggling with a huge jigsaw puzzle she’s working on and I had a nosey and started to help, managed to get a few bits done and while winding her up at how good I am I told her that practise makes ok. She promptly told me to piss off 
We are another Blippi household, I have been known tae be humming his songs long after bedtime
Sing it hen “I’m an excavator…..”
The fat slug is comfortable in his own skin, but doesn't like the junk food playing hide and seek in his once slender frame as he's always naturally looked unwell ...yeah mentally .Can someone please translate the weight loss ramblings for me please? I’ve got 2 sick weans and had no sleep for days and he’s giving me a migraine
A near spat ma joos out when he referred to himself as a foodie. Being a greedy basterd and being a foodie are two different things. Nae foodie would be chanting Jam Jar and Linwood Farm from the rooftaps.
Gie us peace ya daft slug!
Gie us peace ya daft slug!
My body is my own personal journey I’m deed but I’m also gonny use that quote from now on I love it
I’m deed but I’m also gonny use that quote from now on I love it 
He contradicts himself so much
andrew posts about a new body oil he’s bought and obviously fat Martin has to post that he’s already got it on Friday
he is so tragic it hurts
all this weight talk from fat baldy slim is purely for us and I bloody love it - you’re fat Martin. deal with it hen. Factual. Also. Xxxxx
The weight loss “everyone’s been in my DMs” is enough. I refuse to believe he’s not a parody!
Mario you're a pig, not a foodie. I'm occasionally both also.
I think he meant to say "ahve been oan that tattle app and I've been called a wee fat slut. I just thought ahhhhd leat yous allll know ahhhm usually a skinny we dug up runt so aye nae debates etc also"
Fat or skinny, still ugly as duck!
Team RH would have a field day with him on that vile app tictic.
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