Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

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AllieBee

GiftedNotFree said:
He expects us to believe he’s ever won at anything? Maybe the Biggest Beak Awards but naw much else.
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The Smallest Boaby Awards first place
The Smelliest Sharts Awards first place
The Tiniest Bedsit Awards first place
The Most Clutter Awards first place
 
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Turmeric123

AllieBee said:
The Smallest Boaby Awards first place
The Smelliest Sharts Awards first place
The Tiniest Bedsit Awards first place
The Most Clutter Awards first place
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I hope youse don't feel affronted but is your PP Martins beak?
 
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SuzyE

Sounds like someone's feeling like Billy no mates again. Sad thing is it'll be true having no genuine mates in his life

 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

Translation- "Oor Soph, ya didnae congratulate I, Marion of Paisley, oan ma bootiful wax melt fresh fhucking febreeze and so forth, ya wee big footed giant, also. Notice me hen!"
 
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Realhousemouse

He’s so desperate for validation from strangers/people he barely knows on the internet I honestly have no need to have anyone clapping for me
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

This fat bitch thinks by rubbing his minky all over a policeman's truncheon, that he deserves a wee clap like the NHS. He worked harder than nurses during the pandemic, don't you know. Absolute above and beyond also. Marion hen, youre a nobody with a dinky, stinky boaby, and your flat is smaller than Greedys utility cupboard. Cash in hand day, the day, for oor little pygmy, possibly a fuck it castelvecchi pickle and pizza. Fat bastard.
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The best thing he's ever invested in, is his litter box. Says alot.
Hoose? Nae.
Car? Nae.
Kids? Nae.
Litter box? Absofuckinglutely ma lovelie, although I call it ma safe space, also. #ad
 
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Freefalling

Omg that litter box
 
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SuzyE

'So many don't see or watch my stories '... Have you seen the drop in your followers Mario?!. And most of your followers will have your stories muted no doubt
 
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Madge2022

MrsJustinTimberlake said:
we are trolling, we are trolling
Chanting loudly across Paisleeeeeeee
We are trolling Deek and Beaky
From B&M to castelvecchiiiiiiiiii

has to be sung in Maz’s screechy tone for full effect
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Well hen, ma beak is bespokely clutched at your masterpiece. Youse need tae get Mr Timberlake tae release it as a single
 
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