Didn’t he get those last year from Next or somewhere like that?
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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WTAF?!! He’s surely trolling us now with all his button mushroom posts? 
Right, that's enough Internet for Madge the day, ah'm as buckled as the leg on his console table
That vase will definitely be bigger than Maz’s button mushroom and nae debates 
The king of pointless spending. He doesnae have a table to put them on.
Only Marion could post an Avamay Aromas story with an Espa diffuser when she sells diffusers
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He’s got her espa dupe diffuser on top of his cooker! He showed it in an earlier story this morning. God forbid he could show her one, or even the espa one with the logo turned to the back 🫣Only Marion could post an Avamay Aromas story with an Espa diffuser when she sells diffusers
Hens Im chuckling aboot the fact he follows a page called Woman who lead empires. Does he think hes Queen Victoria also.
Iv never known anyone who wishes THERE life away as much as oor Mario so I hope hes being intentional from noo oan.
Iv never known anyone who wishes THERE life away as much as oor Mario so I hope hes being intentional from noo oan.
I think this too. He’ll go away and eat the same shite he always eats, spend his days on Insta, buy a load of tat, and basically not leave his little one bed apartment in Lanza because he’s too scared/tired/hot. Basically he’ll do the exact same things he does every week, but with warmer weather.
Then he’ll come home and do the “oor holiday were pyoor lovely, ma lovelies, but that life is no fur me” without a hint of irony or realisation.
Oh ffs Marion, not everything is meant to be oan that app also.
@hopethishelpsallthebest clutching ma beak “with swinging balls” has done me in.
“with swinging balls” has done me in.
Sharts incoming and he’s just changed the bed too. Shame 
Seriously, what a lunch for a man who claims to have IBS. Also, bleeping idiot.
Seriously, what a lunch for a man who claims to have IBS. Also, bleeping idiot.
I came on to post the exact same thing.
No wonder his breath is honking. And his arse.
Who the heck would message him about his sandwich fillings? 
Naebody shows how bad AMA products are more than her non wax melt finance exposing bestie Marion fae Beirut. Ma beak is fully clutchedOnly Marion could post an Avamay Aromas story with an Espa diffuser when she sells diffusers
And it's always "So many of you asked"...Did they shite!Who the heck would message him about his sandwich fillings?
I'd love to see his actual dms. I used to help with an Instagram page for new mothers, it was breastfeeding help and the like, in my wheelhouse for work and I helped out while I was on maternity. Anyway, that page had around 100k followers and the whole purpose of it was for women to dm problems and someone would help. Even with that amount of following and the purpose being dms, the page got maybe 2-3 messages per day. Public page, no restriction on dm receiving. This is why I highly highly doubt that he gets dms daily, never mind be inundated with them. These people get far far less DMs than you'd think.
No sympathy from me, because you've been a horrible bastard to other's. Remember Betty, Mario?! 
Are these her tampax?
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