Ooh ah wunner if he kens aboot drinking water in that place abroad? Martio El Shartio will be bespokely blocking the 2* hotel plumbing up a treat!!
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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100% they are going to be those people that go to the British pub for a roast / fish and chips / stake and ale pie and a pint for €5 watching Only fools and horses all day
Bargain Brits abroad tv show is them to a tea
Spine bright ma lovies
He's gawn oan a bespoke jurrneh tae the post office to apply for a Spanish shart card.
"Me needo uno poo ticketo por favor"
You can't see them cracking open the chablis and oysters then?! Heathens!
I reckon the pint be a blue wicked or a mocktail pretending its a cocktail like ye did when ye were 13
Excuse youse hen back in yer ain lane. Oor Martin huz already packed his fan fur Lanzarote 2024, ah'm pyoor affronted fur youse. Sit doon and get sum class
Lovelies. Divorce journee incoming. In a 5 star hotel in London (smell the wealth Or Booking.com bargin. Mr Caw has done a Mario, snoring in bed by 9.28. We even have a bespoke bath that's been overlooked. IYDKGTK.
Sat watching 8 out of 10 Cats Countdown. duck me I could rip my tits off with boredom and I even got the Conundrum right.
On a side note i looked hot AF in my head and been a like a tribute act off Wish in the 90s bar
Sat watching 8 out of 10 Cats Countdown. duck me I could rip my tits off with boredom and I even got the Conundrum right.
On a side note i looked hot AF in my head and been a like a tribute act off Wish in the 90s bar
The bathLovelies. Divorce journee incoming. In a 5 star hotel in London (smell the wealthOr Booking.com bargin. Mr Caw has done a Mario, snoring in bed by 9.28. We even have a bespoke bath that's been overlooked. IYDKGTK.
Sat watching 8 out of 10 Cats Countdown. duck me I could rip my tits off with boredom and I even got the Conundrum right.
On a side note i looked hot AF in my head and been a like a tribute act off Wish in the 90s bar
Mind when Mas went tae London & stayed in a room the size of a prison cell
Single bed also.
Hay hen. Take this advice from oor Marion and so forth. Get rid. You should have least been bent over the bath, before he took to bed also.Lovelies. Divorce journee incoming. In a 5 star hotel in London (smell the wealthOr Booking.com bargin. Mr Caw has done a Mario, snoring in bed by 9.28. We even have a bespoke bath that's been overlooked. IYDKGTK.
Sat watching 8 out of 10 Cats Countdown. duck me I could rip my tits off with boredom and I even got the Conundrum right.
On a side note i looked hot AF in my head and been a like a tribute act off Wish in the 90s bar
Learn to count before you quote also
FYI Moronio, that's almost five months.
The irony of our Maz preaching about not wasting you’re time. We’re over halfway through the year and what exactly has he accomplished? One overnight to London (that Deek had to come and escort him home from) and some crappy wax melts. Practice what you preach Maz. It’s fine to have not accomplished anything that year but he carries on like he’s cured cancer and solved world hunger all in a day!
Hay S A T R U D A Y
Hope youse are aw well.
My postman has just been.
Mind when oor Mas ran to the door when the postman knocked and showed him his boaby.
Hope youse are aw well.
My postman has just been.
Mind when oor Mas ran to the door when the postman knocked and showed him his boaby.
We shud take a wee trip doon memory lane fur oor favourite Martin moments. A wee treat fur his 40th.Hay S A T R U D A Y
Hope youse are aw well.
My postman has just been.
Mind when oor Mas ran to the door when the postman knocked and showed him his boaby.
So many to choose fae, flashing postie, blind Nikita dug, Macy's in Beirut towers, London trip, his birthday outfits, also.
“Ahve had a pyoor wee bespoke break but get me hame fae a castlevechhi capeesh”
I’ve had a tough time lately as I’ve just had a wean and she’s no well also but I am clutchin ma beak this morning as she’s had some medical stuff come in the post, including her very own shart card 
Hard to explain to mr Nellie what was so funny
anyway also this thread has really cheered me up the last few weeks and helped me get up and spine bright on ma newborn journey also
Hard to explain to mr Nellie what was so funny
anyway also this thread has really cheered me up the last few weeks and helped me get up and spine bright on ma newborn journey also
Slip those knickers off and get bent over that 5 star bath and get Mr Caw out his bedLovelies. Divorce journee incoming. In a 5 star hotel in London (smell the wealthOr Booking.com bargin. Mr Caw has done a Mario, snoring in bed by 9.28. We even have a bespoke bath that's been overlooked. IYDKGTK.
Sat watching 8 out of 10 Cats Countdown. duck me I could rip my tits off with boredom and I even got the Conundrum right.
On a side note i looked hot AF in my head and been a like a tribute act off Wish in the 90s bar
Aw hen, hope your wean picks up soon. It's already exhausting enough having a newborn to look after, without additional stress of illnessI’ve had a tough time lately as I’ve just had a wean and she’s no well also but I am clutchin ma beak this morning as she’s had some medical stuff come in the post, including her very own shart card
Hard to explain to mr Nellie what was so funny
anyway also this thread has really cheered me up the last few weeks and helped me get up and spine bright on ma newborn journey also
Did you call her Rayn? Clutching ma beak at the shart caird, hope she huz a wee sunflower lanyard tae, you will need to teach her how to flash it at folks in home bargains when she's in her pram
Dishes?? 
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