Cleaning with Mario #103 I, Mas patron Saint of bougie plastic tat also

[squirrelsintheattic]

His real name has to be Marvin. Although that's a wee shame on the laddie fae 'The Scheme', Bullit the doags dad.
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More Like a Kevin or a Nigel
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I think
IF he goes to Meadowhall
It’s a crappy little stall anyway my friend got me a was melt when she went
If it’s November I bet maz is there with a reindeer jumper on & antlers or a Christmas hat
He’ll look a right big berk

He won't need to spend any petty cash on a fake red nose to go with the jumper and antlers, he already has one for real. Canna hide behind a filter on a kiosk

 

[Madge2022]

IF he goes to Meadowhall
It’s a crappy little stall anyway my friend got me a was melt when she went

Ah don't think your pal likes youse much getting youse an AvaMay melt.

 

[mammaof3]

So it looks like he purchased the Solomon dead sisters book on June 22nd, which is 15 days ago.

Bull tit it's been in his kitchen drawer since then - he only has 5 drawers and I bet his beak has been in them since then.

 

[Ferguson]

Actually gives me the boak when he's mincing doon the Paisley pavements in his nylon leggings, swinging the Roy Cropper shopper bag also

 

[Badaboom]

How could this have happened? Mazda, Patron Saint Of Small Businesses, chanted her on from the rooftops, but her business didn’t succeed? I thought Maz had a really far reach? Don’t tell me his ability to be life changing to small businesses was all in his oddly shaped heid? 🥹

 

[Pepsi]

So it looks like he purchased the Solomon dead sisters book on June 22nd, which is 15 days ago.

Bull tit it's been in his kitchen drawer since then - he only has 5 drawers and I bet his beak has been in them since then.

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Maybes he will ken to spell her name right noo

 

[Madge2022]

How could this have happened? Mazda, Patron Saint Of Small Businesses, chanted her on from the rooftops, but her business didn’t succeed? I thought Maz had a really far reach? Don’t tell me his ability to be life changing to small businesses was all in his oddly shaped heid? 🥹
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Whit, even though influencer Martin helped her tae sell oot her Spanish flaircleaner, I am shooketh. Joy of clean will be quaking in their size 5 personalized trainers, if even Martin can't save a business, also.

 

[twilightgarden]

you can run, you can hide, but Mart, you can’t escape the shart

It makes me ill how tight his leggings are also abzalootley no need

 

[YR80]

So it looks like he purchased the Solomon dead sisters book on June 22nd, which is 15 days ago.

Bull tit it's been in his kitchen drawer since then - he only has 5 drawers and I bet his beak has been in them since then.

The wee snake has had his boujee kitchen jurnee since then as well so there’s nae way he didnae ken there was a parcel from that small business Amazon in his kitchen drawer also.

Actually, ma Katonas are playing up. I think the kitchen mess glow up was the 17th or something.

 

[blueblue]

So it looks like he purchased the Solomon dead sisters book on June 22nd, which is 15 days ago.

Bull tit it's been in his kitchen drawer since then - he only has 5 drawers and I bet his beak has been in them since then.

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JFC. Like me cutting aboot in ma Miss Wilma Cairney School of Dance leotard when ma maw done me durty and enrolled me in modern dance, tap and majorettes aged 3.

 

[Madge2022]

you can run, you can hide, but Mart, you can’t escape the shart

It makes me ill how tight his leggings are also abzalootley no need

They're actually flares, but he's that gluttonous they end up skin tight #factual

 

[Babybail93]

I’m starting to think it’s compression tights she is wearing all the time. Due to having such bad circulation from all the salt. Grotesque fat ox

 

[Caw1982]

Dave/Daz.

Rodney?

 

[twilightgarden]

Grotesque fat ox

Spat my wine oot buckled hen.

 

[AllieBee]

How could this have happened? Mazda, Patron Saint Of Small Businesses, chanted her on from the rooftops, but her business didn’t succeed? I thought Maz had a really far reach? Don’t tell me his ability to be life changing to small businesses was all in his oddly shaped heid? 🥹
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But Marion said he sold her out the other week when he was waffling on about the scent of nostalgia (that will be pine for the rest of us). Could it be that he's as much of a piss poor influencer as he is a man? Don't worry, just answered my own question...

 

[Doodlebug71]

How could this have happened? Mazda, Patron Saint Of Small Businesses, chanted her on from the rooftops, but her business didn’t succeed? I thought Maz had a really far reach? Don’t tell me his ability to be life changing to small businesses was all in his oddly shaped heid? 🥹
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Another business touched by the strangler hawns gone down the shitter so aye and so forth

 

[Madge2022]

Rodney?

 

[Turmeric123]

One of my fav names - which he gave himself- Daisy Uncle

 

[Popper]

So he’s going to share and recommend small businesses without using any of their services? Just to make himself look like the saviour of small businesses. Honestly. This wee prick gets worse by the day.

 

[SuzyE]

Pfffttt as if he's genuinely bothered about them. He's too busy thinking about himself, the self centred hole