Cleaning with Mario #103 I, Mas patron Saint of bougie plastic tat also

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pinkwaferbiscuit

geezabreak said:
Hen, ye need a map, there's nae West Ayrshire, or is that where Maria thinks she comes fae?
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Hobbiton isnae oan a map either hen, but Monzo is definitely a halfling also. Now, this app is no ma joab, never message this page again and so forth.
 
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Ferguson

Absolutely impossible to get cosy in that bedsit with a crack den across the landing.

Really irritates me when he calls it a house also
 
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Babybail93

I love that you can see the shadow of the cunt washings pure cosy!
 
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Popper

You’se are giving this idiot far too much credit. He really is asking about euro rates and has bought his entire holiday wardrobe a year in advance coz he has an empty bespoke life.
He’s aff out to stuff his face and spend the petty cash. Love when he you’ses a phrase he’s heard during his time in retail incorrectly and think he sounds clever. Petty cash, high footfall area and touch points my fave. Nothing he doesn’t know about retail!
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

Hay Wednesday. Fatty's off for a fry up, in her stinking leggings and the dentist has been saved from the death breath, on this dayn of dawn also.
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

So he had a week off booked well in advance. It’s Hay Wednesday now and, so far, his plans have amounted to seeing a kid’s movie in the cinema, and going to the dentist?

What a sad and depressing life. I would go out of my mind if I had such a small life. My 80 year old disabled mother gets out waaaay more than Marlon.
 
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Luna25

He really is trolling us ….
Let’s go spend some petty cash!
who the fuck speaks like that
 
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geezabreak

Do dentists take Klarna these days? How the fuck can he afford yon cosmetic dentistry? A worked in a real joab aw ma life an a couldny afford tae dae that. A must be dain it aw wrang, spendin ma petty cash oan things like home cooked grub and bills. Also he's a fud.
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pinkwaferbiscuit said:
I just noticed the personalised panties also and it’s finished me aff!! Hen youse are ma Tattle Queen tonsa love tae youse and Mr Best
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It's the big dildo in the basket for me brilliant!
 
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